Posted in Blog

Microsoft Word vs OpenOffice

(Sounds of a struggle are heard)

Recently, when my old computer died and I had to switch to a new one, I had to switch word processors; from the normal Microsoft Word to OpenOffice, a program that was free and came with the computer.

My dad encouraged me to give the cheap program a chance, so I did.

I didn't like it.

As a budding author, one of my favorite features from Microsoft Word was the handy thesaurus available with a right click over a highlighted word. I was extremely disheartened by the fact that Open Office had no such feature, which slowed down my writing process quite a bit.

Also, even though I'm an avid reader and writer, I can't spell worth crap. So the spell check use was vital. Open Office does have spell check, but when you're adding words such as names of characters it hasn't heard of or creating new words for your story, the 'add' button on Open Office was extremely inconvenient. Not only did I have to choose which dictionary to put the new word in (why should I care? as long as it's in the database, I'm fine), but I also had to decipher what each dictionary even was. Also, the spell check on OpenOffice is apparently not as smart, because it has problems guessing what word you're trying to type, wheres Microsoft Word picks it up much easier and has a wider knowledge of words.

Also, when adding pictures to your document, OpenOffice doesn't have a very clear 'picture toolbar', so it's harder to move it around and work with the settings. In Microsoft Word, it's much simpler and more clearly labled.

In addition, Microsoft Word also has a cleaner, clearer look than OpenOffice, making it easier on the eyes, and more aesthetically pleasing.

One thing I do like about OpenOffice is that you can change the case (UPPER or lower) without typing the whole thing over. (ex. you accidentally hit Caps Lock, and you don't want to have to re-type everything, so you just change the case). I don't think that Word has this feature, but I could be wrong.

So, basically, if all you're looking for is a basic word processor with limited features for things like letters or school projects that don't require much creativity or originality, then OpenOffice is for you. But if you're like me, someone who writes frequently and is in constant need of adding new words to the dictionary or assessing a thesaurus quickly, then stop being cheap and get Microsoft Word. It really is worth it.

 

 

-Can I get Microsoft Word now, dad? 

Posted in Blog

It’s aesthetically turning me on

Let's see…

Business: watched my stocks plummet

AP Human Geography: Got 5 extra credit points and an automatic A on the quiz because I was good for the sub

Biology: Harassed by Zach, argued with Mike over inventors, had mike draw in my planner (it was pretty good, too), switched Mike seats to stop zach from harassing me, watched a movie, talked to mike.

G+T: Commanded by Graham and Cody to help them with Spanish, took a stupid CSAP practice test, got mad at Cody and Graham

Lunch: Talked to multiple people, got nose flicked by Hudson, sat with justin, sage, jeff, and elliot, read a book

Acting: read through a play, listened to the girl and guy next to me talk about the girl's most recent sex and other things relating to that sex (not pleasant)

Geometry: got slapped by a really heavy ruler, got a ruler almost shoved up my nose, got my face slapped by a ruler (the last two were mike), and got exasperated with the teacher for her lack of control.

Spanish: Was reminded how boring that class is and talked to Cody.

 

 

After school: Got called a whore by Cody, and thane procceded to nae off people who 'wanted my services'. Slapped thane upside the head before I got on the bus. Got him in the head with a hard snowball by thane. Watched kelli lose her grip when elliot and graham stole her iPod. It was quite hilarious.

Bus: talked to brandon and kelli

 

Over-all, it was a fairly good day. 

 

 

9 DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY!!!

I'M ALMOST FIFTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Posted in Songs

Clones of Society (a song I wrote a couple years ago, one of my first)

When I look out into my world

I see an army

immature duplicates

Their thoughts are unfurled

Only nothing is heard

They are all clones of our un-reality

We are all caught in this web of misery

I don’t wanna be

A clone of so-ci-e-ty

I wish we all were

In touch with re-al-i-ty

Why can’t we find

The beauty that was once inside?

It’s lost to us

Now

It’s gone

Looking to the east

The scuf-ling of feet

Shuffling, the sound of the

zombies of now

I wish I could get out

Of this stampede!

But really all I can do is

Watch all them feed

On the common look and thoughts that we’ve made

I don’t wanna be

A clone of so-ci-e-ty

I wish we all were

In touch with re-al-i-ty

Why can’t we find

The beauty that was once inside?

It’s lost to us

Now

It’s gone

No no no!

I will rebel

I can fortell

The outcome of this

The bells are ringing

Girls are singing

The same tune again!

We’ve all made it clear

That we’re locked in this fear

But no one can tell that

They’re trapped

Trapped

The clones start to shut down

The sameness, they’re overwhelmed

They can not find all that something

That was once inside

They’ve allowed themselves to

Drown in all that

com-mon crap

They all, at the store, bought the same map

But I will fight!

I don’t wanna be

A clone of so-ci-e-ty

I wish we all were

In touch with re-al-i-ty

Why can’t we find

The beauty that was once inside?

It’s lost to us

Now

It’s gone

Disappeared!

Vanished, whisked away

Into the skies of yesterday

Posted in Teenage Life

Ways to not be boring

In honor of the new year, I’ve decided that the world ‘hello’ is getting overly-used and we need a new way to greet people. And it doesn’t even mean much, look it up sometimes. And it sounds even worse if you pose it as a question (hello?) like you’re not sure if you’re talking to someone or not. Which in some cases you might not be, but still. When someone walks up to you you don’t say “hello?” you say “hello.” So why is it different on the phone, obviously someone is calling you. only losers hang up.
Anyway that’s beside the point.
So here are a list of words you can use besides “hello”

1. Greetings. (this sounds so cool it should be illegal *swoon*. It makes you sound like the Counte of Monte Cristo and you sound self confident. Just imagine saying it on the phone- Greetings.)

2. Yo. (This may be used often in instant messaging and other online communication but you rarely hear anyone use it on the phone.)

3. Like, Hello? (Hah hah I heard Shaggy say this on a Scoobie Doo movie I watched when I was ten or something and my sister and I thought that was the funniest thing ever. Yeah! Go hippies!)

4. Aqua! (Mongolian. Sounds exotic.)

5. Yar! (Waramunga- don’t ask me what country that comes from- but I like it, it makes you feel like a pirate.)

6. Hullo. (sounds like ‘hello’ but if you wish to communicate that you are very bored and uninterested and depressed, ‘hullo’ works way better. Plus people might think you’re British which is cool too.)

7. Howdy. (yes it makes you sound like a cowboy, but it works as well as anything)

8. Do I know you?

9. No Speaka de Anglish (if you’re German, this is for you)

10. Speak. (Makes you sound very macho and sometimes people want to slap you because you’re a poser when you say it, and it’s also quite moronic, but go for it.)

11. Moshi Moshi! (I think it’s Japanese.)

12. Yello. (makes you sound good-humored, and it opens up a door to tell that joke.)

13. Wotcha.

14. And of course the classic Aloha! and when you say goodbye, Aloha!

15. Pronto! (Italians are lucky)(phone usage only)

16. Who’s this suspicious charcter? (if you want to sound like a detective, this is for you.)

17. Word. (boring and unemotional)

18. Jambo!

Yeah there are probably more I could put but I have to go now.
Greet 2007 in a much cooler way than saying ‘hello’.