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I wrote this on the bus this morning

“I’m on the bus right now, and I was thinking; why do vampires turn into bats? Mosquitoes make more sense, don’t they? The only thing bats and vampires have in common is that they’re nocturnal. I think that telling people that they turn into bats is a conspiracy so we don’t find out that the mosquitoes are actually the transformed vampires.

You have been warned.

 

Ok, I’m still on the bus, and I’m still thinking.

Over the driver there’s a box that’s labeled “bodily fluid cleanup kit”. How morbid is that? Why don’t they just say “first kit”? That’s much less disturbing.  I was also wondering, do they have a “severed appendage cleanup kit”, or a “In case of alien invasion resulting in children catching fire from the laser cannon cleanup kit”?

Also, I think the ‘video camera’ is also a conspiracy to makes kids behave (not that it works). If they can afford video cameras, they could afford to clean the windows. Last year, I killed a bug, a pretty big one too, on one of the windows, and a month later, it was still there. Sick.”

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First day of real high school

Was insane. I got lost so many times, but I still managed to get to each class on time. Note to self: BRING BACKPACK TO EVERY CLASS.

All of my classes and teachers seemed pretty nice, though. My writing class is gonna be great. I'm doing AP homework right now so I can't make this long… but I'm excited for school! I love it! The only thing I'm worried about is Spanish, which I don't have any friends in, and also the teacher is apparently not very good.

Oh, well. I saw Smurf's brother in the hall and said hi, but I don't think he heard me. heh heh.

So tonight, this is what was on my to-do list (that I just completed)

*Bring money/ signed sheet for AP

*Label most of Europe Map with the cities he told us to (about 100) (This took forever… I used three different maps, and I'm still not done completely)

*Get more folders

*Get art form signed

*Take backpack to every class 

*Get a three ring binder for Comp/Lit

*Ten minute written response to qualifications of a good reader/writer

*Free verse (uncorrupted) free verse poem due Friday (which I finished today)

 

Pretty good, no? 

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Freshman Memories

( history. )

– Who was your closest friend in this class of the people there?
Mia

– Who was the teacher?
Mr. Majors

– Was this your favorite teacher?
He was cool, I dunno if he was my favorite, though…

(math)

– What did you do during this period?
talk to sean and morgan and mike when he was still there… and struggle through the homew
ork she NEVER EXPLAINED

– Anyone you wanted to shoot during this period?
Not naming names…

– Were you failing this class?
no… I got a B

-Who taught it?
Ms. J

( english )

– Did you ever fall asleep in this class?
no

– Was this your favorite class?
Yes (other than GT , but that doesn't count)

-Who did you laugh at the most?
TJ

(Science)

-Who was the teacher?
Ms. Blevens

-Who did you talk to the most?
Megan G, or Mike when he was still there, or Morgan

-Did you like this class?
Heh, yeah, it was so easy. I fell asleep once.

-What did you do?
talked to people and colored pictures and watched movies

– Did you hate anyone in that class?
yes

– Was your crush in this class?
um… not really

– Were you failing that class?
HAHAHAHA I could have passed without even showing up

-What will you miss most from last year?
The really nice, albeit limited, library

-Who do you miss the most?
No one that I won't see next year…

-Will you see them next year?
What did I just say??

-What was your fave. Subject?
Comp/Lit

-What will or have you done this summer?
get in some kind of shape

-Did you answer the complete truth during this survey?
yeah

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Environmentalists my…

Well, last night we were watching the Daily Show on Comedy Central, and he was doing a bit about that awareness concert Al Gore held a month ago. As soon as they started talking about it, I had my brother pause it (it was on DVR).

"Did they use solar energy?" I inquired, seeing as the concert was for environmental awareness to, you know, stop the global warming that Al Gore makes bigger than it is.

"Psh, no," Says my dear father.

"WHAT? But doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of an environmental awareness concert??"

"Yes," He went on to elaborate that one of the singers required five rooms for her and her entourage, and had to have a specific beluga whale caviar, which, as you know, is an endangered species. What is wrong with these people??

I went on to research it a bit more.

"For an event that is designed to raise the awareness necessary to curb global warming and other environmental problems, why would you put on a massive, multi-continent concert where tremendous amounts of electricity and oil were needed to both transport stars to all the locations and then allow them to perform their lavish acts. "- Opey's Oratory (internet blog)

""In order to solve the climate crisis, we have to reach billions of people,” Al Gore said in a statement. “The climate crisis will only be stopped by an unprecedented and sustained global movement.”"-Al Gore

Yeah, more like "In order to solve the climate crisis, we're going to use up so much electricity that no one else can. What a great solution! I'm a genius! Let's go have some beluga whale caviar in my hypocritical Hummer!"

This concert was a sad loss of message. If Al Gore really wanted to raise awareness, why not set a good example? You know, like practice what you preach. Don't tell us that we need to worry about the effect humans have on global warming because of their extensive use of oil and electricity when you can organize a world wide concert that uses so much energy itself.

London had it right, they used 100% biodiesel fuel to run their concert. New York used a nearby wind farm to fuel it, but a couple of good things doesn't wash out the bad. This concert was a waste of time and resources.

Sorry. I needed to rant about that. I should probably go eat breakfast, but nothing sounds good. Stupid Joys Of Womanhood… keeping me up all night…