Posted in Sports

Kill

Considering our volleyball team plays our bitter cross-town rival in about 15 minutes, in fact I’m going to be late because I’m writing this, I figured I talk a little about volleyball!!!

Now volleyball has never been something I’ve been into mainly because it just isn’t something guys are normally athletes in, but I’ve come to respect it. Volleyball is a big team game that takes a lot of different kinds of players in order for a team to succeed. There’s the blockers and killers up front, then the setters and the people in the back who do something or another…

But the reason I’ve come to like it is because almost anyone can play. Even some of the least athletic kids I’ve seen can play a whole heck of a lot better than me, and I’m a huge varsity athlete. Some of the 5′ girls in my PE classes have been able to whip my butt at it. It kind of pisses me off, but I still think it’s cool that almost anyone can be good at atleast one sport.

It’s also really really fun if you didn’t know. I can’t quite figure out what’s so awesome about it, but it’s just a rush of adrenaline. Not to mention beach volleyball, that’s fun to play too.

So if you don’t like many sports and don’t think you’re very athletic, volleyball could be the right game for you. It doesn’t take running or even jumping if you play the right position. So maybe try it, it could rock your world!

This is Scarface signing off.

Posted in Movies

Top 5 Weirdest (and Greatest) Movies

No doubt about it, the movies on this list are weird. They either don’t seem to have a point, or just don’t play out the way most movies you see do. For most mainstream audiences, they are stupid and pointless, but to film lovers, they are masterpieces.

5. Dr. Stranglove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

 

To be fair, pretty much any Stanley Kubrick film could have made this list, but this ones my favorite out of his. About nuclear war, this is the definition of a dark comedy. It features an ex-Nazi in a wheelchair, some crazy generals, and some of the best lines in any movie “We can’t fight here, this is the war room!”. Like I said, these movies aren’t for everyone, but I just can’t imagine someone not liking this movie.

4. American Beauty

 

I don’t even know where to begin on this movie. It reminds me of a hybrid of the comedy “Office Space” and “Fight Club”. After seeing this one last night, I just knew I had to make a list including it. So this one is about an “average” family in the suburbs, who have been tamed by urban life. Each character in it has an entirely different role and weirdness to them. Just watch it to see what I mean.

3. Donnie Darko

 

A psycho student, time travel, a perverted motivational speaker, and a person in a bunny costume named Frank all are part of this cast. If that isn’t weird enough, put in an ending that will confuse you until your brain hurts from trying to put things together. Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention the conversation that some of the high schoolers had about Smurfs.

2. Pulp Fiction

 

I’ve lost track of how many of my lists this movie has been on. But it seems like every topic I decide to do, Pulp Fiction always comes up. The characters aren’t the stragest part of this movie like the other movies, but it’s the way this one is told and the dialogue that just doesn’t fit at all but still fits perfectly with it. The message is what messes up most people when they see this one, they think it’s just a bunch of mindless brutal violence, but just watch and research it later, the whole thing will make sense.

1. Fight Club

 

There is no genre that this film can’t fit into in some way or another. It has comedy, romance, drama, thriller, action, and even sports. The dialogue and characters seem to make no sense, and you have no clue what the point is until the end, where there is a vague idea. It’s my #1 favorite movie of all time, and there is a reason for that. But like Pulp Fiction, a lot of people see it as stupid, mindless violence.

Posted in Sports

Love and Basketball

The biggest reason I’ve observed about people not liking sports is that they just don’t care for the sport at all, even I don’t like some sports. A lot of them are “boring” or “pointless” to a lot of people. However, Scarface has found the one thing that seems to make people appreciate sports more, movies!

As I’ve figured out from a lot of experience with people (including The Bri), it is much more fun to watch a sport when you “know” the people that are playing it. Sport movies do just this. If you’re watching a movie and you’ve got to know the person being portrayed, it is MUCH easier to become interested in what’s happening in the game. In this way, sport movies take out a lot of the boredom in sports.

Another way it accomplishes this is by climaxing the moments in games. This one may be even more important because it absolutely destroys the boredom that happens in most contests. Normally, only the important and exciting plays are put into a film, making it easy to watch without getting distracted.

Through both of those points, movies can make almost any sport enjoyable, even ping pong or figure skating. Because of sport movies, I’ve become interested in watching various sports because I’ve seen them played in awesome movies. I now watch some tennis, soccer, hockey, more basketball, lots more football and plenty of other sports.

So my main point is this: If you don’t like sports very much for whatever reason, try watching a sport movie. They can be inspiring and make you want to get off the couch and go try it. I’m not saying that it’ll work, some people just weren’t meant to like sports at all, that’s just the way it is. But if you feel that you could enjoy sports in some way, flip on a movie about them, you’ll never believe how much they can accomplish.

And if you’ve seen any sweet sport movies then comment and tell me about them, I’d love to see some more.

This is Scarface signing off.

Posted in Movies

Film Festival + New Movies Reviews

Last weekend, there was a film festival in our town. If you don’t know what these are, it’s basically a way for movie lovers to go and see some famous actors and directors presenting their films. It’s also a way for independent film makers to get their movies shown on the big screen. So last weekend, I saw 5 movies (one was in regular theaters) and a set of student shorts. Just two days ago, I saw another new movie in theaters. Most of these you can see on DVD, but one or two probably won’t be a wide release if there is any release.

Burn After Reading (theaters)

From the directors of No Country For Old Men, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, and O Brother Where Art Thou comes another great movie. Like most of the Coen brothers’ movies, this one is a dark comedy about a bunch of people who are all confused idiots. The acting was great, with one of the best casts in a while with George Clooney, Frances McCormand, John Malkovich, Tilda Swinton, and Brad Pitt. They each play their parts perfectly as we should expect of them. Some of it wasn’t AS funny as I hoped it would be, but it’s still the best movie in theaters since The Dark Knight. If you have any interest at all in this movie, go see it, if not, just rent it later, you won’t regret it.

43/50 Ducks

Student Academy Award Winning Shorts (not sure if you can see them them)

From 6 different college film directors comes this collection of some weird, and some powerful short films. I’ll break them each down into the categories.

Animation(tie): Art’s Desire: A well done, 4 minute animation of paintings coming to life and drawing better lives for themselves. It brought some laughs, and probably deserved the award. It was a little jumpy in the animation but these aren’t proffesional, so I’ll let it slide a little more. You can see this one on the internet here. 38/50 Ducks

Animation(tie): Mirage: The weaker of the two that tied for first is in 3D. It’s VERY weird, even for me, with a water dwelling person(?) who needs to fill up their tank with water to stay alive. Animation is ok, but nothing spectacular, it wasn’t funny or powerful, I’m sure there were better choices than it. 25/50 Ducks

Narrative: Rundown: This was my 3rd favorite of the bunch, about a news reporter who accidently ran into a pregnent lady in her car, and then reporting about it on T.V. The film is powerful, with great acting and story. I can’t find too much wrong with it except the fact that it didn’t take chances on the cinematography. 45/50 Ducks

 Alternative: Fission: A solid alternative film about, well, not really sure what its about. Something about a guy who is laughing at his shadow that’s trapped in a wall. REALLY weird, but its a good weird, keeping you interested the whole time, even if you have no clue whats going on. 35/50 Ducks

Documentary: Cross Your Eyes Keep Them Wide: About an art studio in San Francisco that lets mentally challenged adults come and make their art, this was easily my second favorite. It’s told without any narration from anybody, just showing their art and having them say how much fun it is. One of the best documentaries I’ve seen, short or long, there could be no way that any other could match it. 48/50 Ducks

Honorary Foreign Film: Nevermore: While it was my dad’s least favorite, I think that it was a masterpiece. Its the longest, about 1 hour, but I just kept wishing that it wouldn’t stop. The shot choices are beautiful, matching the best cinematographers in Hollywood, and the acting was great. It was a little weird for mainstream movie watchers, but for a film lover, it was perfect. 50/50 Ducks

Overall, it was 40/50 Ducks

It’s My Party (DVD)

A solid movie about a gay man who got contracted with AIDs and threw a party before he would kill himself. I like the subject matter it brought up, dieing before becoming a vegetable, but it just didn’t make me connect with the characters all too well. I cared for him, but it didn’t bring the emotions of sadness I think it meant to. After the movie was done, and the director talked about it, you could see that he was very proud of it though, since it was based on a true story from his life. If you want to see it, then you shouldn’t dislike it, but if you’re a homophobe, don’t see it.

35/50 Ducks

La Bamba (DVD)

About the musician Ritchie Valens, this was tied for my favorite full length movie at the film festival. While in technical terms, it was all just above average, it really does make you feel for him, even more so than Walk the Line, the Johnny Cash film. Acting was very good, but what made it so good was the music and the emotions. Lou Diamond Phillips, the main actor in it, talked about how it started his succesful career, putting him on the radar. I think that of all the movies that I saw, this one was the most mainstream and could be liked by anyone, unless you just hate good music.

45/50 Ducks

Around the World in Two Round Trips (not availible, U.S premier)

The other movie that was tied for my favorite, this one was an excellent documentary of a Brazilian family that sailed around the world along Magellean’s path. It keeps you interested with funny stories from the trip and history lessons about Magellean. From beginning to end, it keeps you hooked to your seat, not wanting to take that trip to the bathroom. The subtitles though were the only problem, since sometimes you couldn’t read them because of the color of font. Otherwise, it was my favorite full length documentary of all time.

45/50 Ducks

P.T. 109 (not on DVD, maybe on VHS)

Starring Cliff Robertson (Uncle Ben in Spiderman) as John F. Kennedy, this was about Kennedy’s experience in the war. Everything in here was average, the acting, mood, writing, and directing. While it was a great story, I just think that it could have been told better with less of an upbeat tone. War movies should be grisly and violent, (Saving Private Ryan, Apocalypse Now) not happy. The bad part is though, we didn’t see the most important scene in the movie, since the disc or film was messed up. I liked it, but it could have been better.

35/50 Ducks

Righteous Kill (theaters)

Starring Al Pacino and Robert De Niro, there was no way that this movie could be horrible. But other than their acting, the rest of it was, like P.T. 109, average. The script had some good scenes with funny dialogue, and good action, but it’s horrible compared to a lot of the movies that are also in the “crime drama” genre. I hoped that it would end well, with a big twist at the end, but the “twist” was so easy to spot 20 minutes before that I wasn’t surprised at all. If you like crime dramas, then you shouldn’t be dissappointed, just don’t look for anything great here.

35/50 Ducks

Posted in Blog

Wish me luck

Lots of news today!

First, I just signed up for a YouTube account, and once I figure out how to save the videos (vlogs) that I record, I will be posting stuff up! I’m very excited, and I think this will bring us more traffic! So once I get some things up, I’ll let you all know so you can go watch it!

Second, I am partaking in a social experiment so riveting that those with weak stomachs should go read my old Various Ramblings to calm themselves down. Actually, you should do that anyways, and the social experiment isn’t that crazy. I am going to see how long I can be a vegetarian, while also attempting to live green. Here are my rules:

 

-No meat. Dairy and eggs are ok, I’m not going for vegan, but no meat. No chicken, steak, beef, goat, dog, anything.

-5 minute showers. Because of my very thick hair I’m not sure how well I’m gonna be able to live with this, but we’ll see.

-I was gonna just ride the bus from now on, but then I realized that even the desicrating planet couldn’t force me to do that. I hate my school bus. Plus I have activities after school I need to get to. And my job on the weekends. Maybe one day a week I’ll ride the bus. (Shudder)

-Minimize energy use. Run my computer, MP3, and cell phone on battery as much as possible. Use natural light as much as possible, shower in the dark. And maybe (cringe) use such technologies like the computer less

-Air dry clothes, and wash them only when I absolutely need to.

-If I go out to eat, eat there to minimize waste from take out boxes and stuff.

-Track gas mileage; don’t accelerate so fast.

-Don’t waste so many notebooks; use every bit of paper I can before getting a new one.

-Try to cut out as many preservatives as possible from my diet

-Exercise without using energy, like doing weights and walking instead of Wii Fit and treadmill. (heh, or exercise at ALL)

So let’s see how long I can hold this up. Anyone got bets? A week? Two weeks? I don’t completely fail until I’ve only got two of the many rules left. So If I break all but two, I fail. Cheer me on! Try it yourself! GO HIPPIS!!!

Posted in Music

I am calling on you now

So as many of you know, I went to homecoming last friday. Because this is a dance, of course, there was music. And because this was a high school dance, of course, the music was crappy.

No offense, Taylor, but really? They all sound the same. Here was our selection:

Rap
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
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All Summer Long (I CAN’T STAND THIS SONG)
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TNT
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Shake It
Rap
Unidentifiable slow song
Rap
Baby Got Back
Rap
Cotton Eye Joe
Rap
Unidentifiable slow song
Rap
Rap
Rap
Unidentifiable Slow Song
Rap
Rap
Rap
Rap

…you get the picture. Of course, I danced to most of them, unless I was out in the courtyard because it was so hot inside the gym. But did I actually enjoy the music? Not so much. I sang along to Shake It and TNT. I enjoyed those songs. Then I just lapsed into mechanical teen-dancing, which consists of shaking your hips and flailing your arms.

Ok, I did actually have fun. Just because the music stank like a trout that your cousin hid under your couch three weeks ago, doesn’t mean that the company was lacking. Or some of it. Most of the people that filled up the tiny little gym were not the people I typically enjoyed conversing with, but we had our own little group of about seven people, so it was all good.

Posted in Sports

OUCH!!!

Sometimes I honestly believe that people don’t think about things…

This week’s subject is about injuries and not toughing them out.

First of all, I’d like to point out that pro sports are for the best of the best, the elite. When athletes get hurt, they aren’t the best of the best anymore, during most injuries they’re just AVERAGE.

If an athlete plays hurt, especially in a dominantly team sport such as football, they’re doing more bad than good. Because they’re average, the other team exploits that and destroys the team with the injured player. Like yesterday, Ladainian Tomlinson attempted to play hurt. If you don’t know, LT is one of the best running backs in the NFL. He attempted to play hurt and rushed for a mere 26 yards, his longest being only 6 yards. And in the process he reinjured his toe. Wow, double whammy.

Not only is this short term but it’s long term. If an injured player plays and hurts themselves further (which happens ALL THE TIME), their team is now without them for an even longer time than before. Last year Steven Jackson, another one of the best running backs in the NFL, tried to play hurt at the start of the season, and was injured further for the entire remainder of the season, putting up embarrassing numbers while the Rams struggled.

So, next time a player sits out because they’re hurt, don’t get mad, get glad!

This is Scarface signing off.

Posted in Movies

Busy Weekend…

I can’t say much this weekend since I’ve got homework, and a lot of movies to see at the Festival. So really, just expect some short reviews next week of what I saw this week. These will include “Burn After Reading”, “La Bamba”, “Righteous Kill”, and some more. Sorry for not making a longer one, but I really don’t have time.