Posted in Bri, Teenage Life

Happy Birthday, Bri!

I will dedicate this blog to saying ‘Happy Birthday’ to our esteemed webmistress. And since that can be done with a small amount of words, this is a short posting.

Happy Birthday, Bri, and have many more in the future! Enjoy being one year older, one year closer to being a legal adult and the privileges it entails, one year closer to graduation, one year closer to college, one year closer to working for a living, one year closer to marriage, one year closer to children, one year closer to retirement, and one year closer to death. Enjoy today!

Posted in Fiction

WTF??????????????

BAD USER. BAAAAAD USER.

Actually, it’s cool. You just tried to access something that doesn’t exist, or that I don’t want you to see. It’s all cool, yo.

Just click “Bri’s Own World” to get back to the homepage and try again.

If the problem persists, contact me at brianna@brisownworld.com

Love,
Webmistress Bri

Posted in Teenage Life

I’ve got my things, I’m good to go

For the musical portion of today’s witty addition to Bri’s Own World, I have awesome news. On January 31, which happens to be my birthday, Jason Mraz will be on Saturday Night Live!! He’s performing I’m Yours and Lucky! ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

But that leads to my next topic for today: birthdays.

Doesn’t it seem like a strange thing to celebrate?

“Congrats, you’ve survived another year!”

I mean, doesn’t it seem a bit gruesome?

“Happy Birthday, Bri!”

“As opposed to what?”

“…eh?”

“‘Happy death day’? ‘Happy day before you die’? Why are we celebrating that I’m still alive? Do you know something I don’t? Huh? Oh, dear god, I have cancer don’t I? Does Antonio Banderas have cancer too? Oh no oh no oh no…”

Maybe that’s not exactly how things are going to transpire, but you get my point. It’s a bit of a downer to celebrate being alive, don’t you think? I guess maybe it’s to compensate for the fact that, once most of us are dead, no one will remember us. So the longer we live, the better chance we have to be remembered. “Congrats, Bri! You’re 17 years more famous than you were when you were born! Awesome job not dying yet!”

…I have no way to end this blog. *Insert witty comment here*

Posted in Blog

Important News

So I’m bored. I’m signing up for next year’s classes and I finished before everyone. But I don’t want to go back to Spanish so I’m staying here, pretending not to be done.

I have some important news, though, and I didn’t want to forget to mention it.

We at Bri’s Own World have the pleasure of welcoming our first guest blogger soon.

And it is…..

BRIAN MANDABACH. He is a published author who wrote the incredible Or Not?

And he AGREED TO WRITE ONE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted in Sports

This is a few hours early, but whatever

I really hate spending a lot of money at once, you know? You just save up forever and you spend a ton of it in just a few hours. Doesn’t that bother anyone else? I know that I’m gonna like what I’m buying and it’s worth it, but it’s just so much money.

Anyway, I bought a whole new set of golf clubs today, and a separate kick-butt putter, it’s sick. Now I’ll be the first to tell you, that is not a cheap sport. I love it though, it’s just so relaxing. But all those new clubs cost hundreds of dollars that I had saved up, they cost so much. You know what though, I definitely think it was a good purchase. Know why? It’s because they’re something that I’m going to use and use and something I’m really going to be able to enjoy for a long time. It’s definitely best to buy something that’s going to give you satisfaction for a longer period of time, then they just pay for themselves.

Well I gotta get to practicin’ with my new putter and gettin’ my game on, so I’ll catch y’all later.

This is Scarface signing off.

Posted in Movies

Last Week Oscar Predictions

Well, I haven’t seen all the movies that are contenders, but I have seen the ones that have come to the areas I have been in. So this week, I’ll wrap this series up with Gran Torino and some others that aren’t as major as it.

Gran Torino, I thought, was a solid film. Clint did a great job acting (I’m thinking he’ll get a nomination), and the story was also pretty good. I’m thinking that it won’t get the oscars that it was hyped for though, and for good reason. While it was good, there have been much better movies this year like Slumdog Millionaire, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Dark Knight, Frost/Nixon, and Changeling. If Torino did get in for Best Picture above any of those movies, it would be a shame. The directing was ok, but Clint did better with his other movie this year, Changeling. The writing also isn’t too great, and won’t get anything. Personally, I didn’t like the original song Eastwood wrote with his son for the movie, but it’ll be nominated anyway. Also, the rest of the acting was either average to terrible at times. I really couldn’t care as much for the characters since it just took too much away for me. So, if you can see it, and none of those other movies I mentioned are out also, then watch it, it should at least be an interesting watch.

Best Picture- No chance
Best Director- Maybe…
Best Actor- Good chance, but no win
Best Original Song- Good chance, but no win

Some other movies I’ve seen have also been getting some hype, such as Burn After Reading, In Bruges, and Changeling. Burn After Reading will probably only be nominated for Best Original Screenplay, but won’t win. In Bruges will also be nominated for the same category, but again, won’t win. Changeling has gotten some new hype though since the BAFTA awards have been released. It could get Best Actress, Best Director, Best Art Design, Best Cinematography, Best Costume Design, and Best Sound nominations. I don’t think it would win any of them though.

One more thing, if you get the chance to see The Wrestler, I suggest you go see it. I haven’t seen it myself since its been avoiding me like the plague, but it will probably get some nominations and even wins at the Oscars, and I’ve heard great things about it.

I hope you enjoyed these blogs, and next week I’ll be reviewing the nominations and what I think of them. After that, I’ll talk about my favorite movies of last year, then, just back to regular blogging.

Posted in Sports

What?

I have two different baseball practices today so I’ll be brief.

You know what I hate about when you follow crowds? I was hitting with a metal bat, and everyone else on the team was hitting with wood, which is better for telling you if you’re swinging good. So it annoyed the heck out of me and I ordered a fresh new wood, which I do love. But the first day I went to preseason practice (today), everyone switched to metal because coach was there…

Following the crowd is soooooooo stupid………..

This is Scarface signing off.

Posted in Teenage Life

Top Ten reasons to work in a nursing home

I know I lament about my job a lot, but it’s not ALL bad. However, I will be making another list soon…. ten reasons why NOT to work them. For now, I’ll leave my cynicism at home.

NOTE: All these reasons are reasons to be an activities assistant in a nursing home. I’m not sure how being a therapist or a nurse is.

1. Half the time, all you have to do is sit next to a resident and listen to them talk, and you get paid for it.
2. Lots of material for funny stories. I’ve seen old people get into fist fights. Now that’s a conversation starter.
3. Sometimes, there’s a resident that is difficult with everyone but you, and it makes you feel accomplished. I had a lady like that, who was pretty mean to everyone, but I got through to her and she actually liked me.
4. It’s less depressing than working in a children’s hospital. At least the residents here have already lived their lives.
5. There’s always at least one person at each of the activities who just loves whatever you’re doing. Whether it be the little old lady smiling and singing along to gospel music or the lady playing Yatzee, the effect is always gratifying.
6. You don’t have to look manicured all the time. When I go to work, I wear nice pants (dress code), a plain shirt, and comfy shoes. I don’t bother with contacts, makeup, or hair, because the old people aren’t going to complain, and I could care less about what the CNAs think of me.
7. Because I’m not a nurse or CNA, I don’t have to deal with puking, pooping, or anything related to that. If someone is throwing up or their oxygen is running out, I just go get a nurse, because I don’t have the training to do anything more. Ah, legitament excuses.
8. If you’re under the age of thirty, the old people are constantly complimenting you. Every day I go in there, no matter how crappy I look, at least one resident tells me how pretty and thin I am. It’s a definite confidence booster.
9. You can talk as loud as you want, and no one will tell you to shut up, because chances are, the residents still won’t be able to hear you.
10. If you get scheduled to work when they plan to play a movie, you can sit in the back, eat free popcorn, and do your homework.

Posted in Movies

Doubt Oscars

Only two more weeks until I’m done with this segment. This week I’ll be looking at the movie Doubt and next week I’ll write one up for Gran Torino and any other movie that has a shot at some major awards.

So this was, along with Frost/Nixon, one of the movies based of a Play. It was well made, and you could imagine this being done on a stage instead of a screen. But also like Frost/Nixon, it had some of the best performances of last year. They had a great cast, including Meryl Streep, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and Amy Adams. All three did such a great job, its hard to imagine them not being nominated for Oscars. While I did say it was well made, I don’t think that it’ll be nominated for Best Picture or Director. The reason being that there have been better films that deserve those awards more. I also think that it will be a heavy contender for the Best Adapted Screenplay category with it’s great dialogue keeping me interested the whole time. Best Art Direction could also be a chance for it since the sets seemed to be well thought out, and Roger Deakens, the cinematographer, is always an Academy favorite. The only categories I think it could win though, are maybe Best Actress (Streep) and Best Supporting Actress (Amy Adams). If you get the chance, see Doubt, I can’t see too many people NOT enjoying it.

Best Picture- Long shot
Best Director- Long Shot
Best Actress- Lock
Best Supporting Actress- Very good chance
Best Supporting Actor- Nomination, but won’t win
Best Art Direction- Maybe
Best Cinematography- Maybe

Also, right now it seems that these are going to be the movies nominated for Best Picture.

The Dark Knight
Slumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Milk
Frost/Nixon