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Top 15 things that are going to give me a tumor…

Hello everyone, this is Mike’s type A side… So basically, this is just Mike being himself, except that he’s refering to himself in the third person… He sees a small problem with this…

15- White kids with baggy clothes who talk like their black.

 

14- People who incessantly think they should have a show based on their life…

 

13- Self-serving windows users, particularly the ones who fight teeth and nail for vista. 

 

12- Fat kids who smile warmly while they pee in the pool…

 

11- People behind news reporters waving like fools…

 

10- Slow drivers (even 5 mph under!), especially on highways and interstates 

 

9- The girl your dating that doesn’t get the jokes in caddy shack. 

 

8- Old people (and certain teacher(S)) who insist on being wearing nothing but their birthday suit in the gym locker room… 

 

7-Those gross smelling (looking) kids who come to school in nothing but camouflage… (2 pts for spelling that right!) 

 

6- People who don’t indicate out of round-a-bouts.

 

5- People at the mall that call me a walking billboard. (for say Hollister Co.)

 

4- People who wear crocks and think they are acceptable public shoes.

 

3- People who mock me when I walk into the tanning salon, so what, I’d rather be tan and get skin cancer than be pasty and… well… pasty…

 

2- WHO EVER CHANGED THE ENDING TO ANGLES AND DEMONS!!!

(spoiler alert)

In the book the 4th member of thepreferiti DIED in the water, he did not go on to be Pope! The guy that played his Camerlengo did, OH! and Victoria ALMOST got raped in the book btw!  

 

1- PEOPLE WHO REPLACE EVERY OTHER WORD WITH THE WORD “LIKE”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's up, my dudes?