Sorry about the crap lighting. I haven’t found a good place in my room yet.
Dexter and I
I’d like to start out by stressing that I an not a serial killer. Seriously. I’ve never had the urge to take another human’s life. Maim, maybe, but never kill. There are no graves filled with animal bones from childhood experimental kills. The closest thing I own to a knife is a fencing foil, and you couldn’t even cut paper with that. So yeah. Me no killer. Continue reading “Dexter and I”
Blog schedule #fail
Sorry no blog on Friday. I had scheduled posts from like a month ago up until Monday, so I guess I forgot. That’s not entirely true. I remembered, but I didn’t have internet for the majority of the day and when I did have it I was so wiped out from speech that I couldn’t type anything coherent. So here is your post. About speech. Continue reading “Blog schedule #fail”
Home for the Holidays
Where I shop for a Christmas tree, forget things, and talk about sex. But not really.
Why I effing hate transcendentalists
This is an essay I wrote for college. Just so you’re not confused like my teacher was, the concept of general and elitist apathy is my own creation. I didn’t just forget to cite it. Continue reading “Why I effing hate transcendentalists”
Eugenia part 33
Let’s get cliche up in this club
Club? What? I don’t know. I really don’t. Here are twenty things I’m thankful for this year.
1. iTunes playlists
2. Rain boots
3. My growing relationship with my little brother
4. New friends
5. Old friends
6. Pacific speech and debate
7. Painting
8. NaNoWriMo
9. Moleskine notebooks
10. Precise V5 pens
11. Bart answering the phone even though he’s training to be a Marine and I’m just calling because I’m lonely
12. Harry Potter
13. Pumpkin spice lattes
14. Crochet hooks
15. Friends you only know through the internet
16. Doctor Who
17. Knee high argyle socks
18. Darren Criss
19. The Pacific northwest
20. My family for putting up with my crazy
Worldwide
Article 16 of the Universal Declaration of Human rights- “Men and women of full age, without any limitation due to race, nationality or religion, have the right to marry and to found a family. They are entitled to equal rights as to marriage, during marriage and at its dissolution.” Continue reading “Worldwide”
Break Out! Break Out!
You know what’s a bizarre experience? Talking to someone who you had a massive crush on for a long period of time and realizing that you were so wrong. So, so wrong. Realizing that they are totally wrong for you and you’re glad it never came to anything. But you know what’s even more bizarre? Not realizing that. Continue reading “Break Out! Break Out!”