MoMo: Hey Gomer.
Ogomas: My computer has been down for 3 weeks! As soon as it's up again, I'm going to write a huge blog. But right now, there is not enough time.
MoMo: Awesome. My computer crashed once. We lost a bunch of files that we didn't back up, but It wasn't out for weeks like your's.
Ogomas: My dad said that he will fix it this weekend, but that's what he said last weekend. And the weekend before.
MoMo: That's great. My dad and I just got a crashed computer from my grandpa (well, not really just, because we've been saying we'll fix it up for a liitle over a year now. We'll probably make an attempt this summer, but we might no be able to find out what's wrong with it.)
Ogomas: No one likes a blaberer.
MoMo: No one likes a bad speller, either.
Ogomas: I don't have bad speling, the inventors of the Inglish Langage do.
MoMo: Can't really beat that.
Ogomas: Yesterday, I got hit with a rock and woke up unconcious.
MoMo: Wow, Gomer. That's great.
Ogomas: For lunch, I had breakfast. It only tasted good the first time down.
MoMo: Okay…
Ogomas: And then I tripped over a hole and fell into a wall.
MoMo: Hmmm…
Ogomas: It was a big hole. It rained all night that day.
MoMo: Yea… anyhoo… Wow. That was really great, Gomer. I know some people who I think can help you. You're just going to go on a little vacation.
Ogomas: And then my mom tried to cook cookies in the dish washer and burnt all of our plates.
MoMo: Okay, I'm just going to put this little white coat on you. No, It's not a straightjacket. These little straps are… the new fasion. Come on Gomer, nice and easy… GOMER!! COME BACK! I NEED TO PUT THIS STRAIGHTJ– I MEAN.. UH… COOL COAT ON YOU!!!
Ogomas: Hold on, I tasted someone calling me! Be right back!
MoMo: Bye everyone. I gotta catch Gomer. GOMER!! WAIT UP!!!
Ogomas: Tommorow, I went on a trip so fast that I ended up at last week- hey! Ow! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO- HELPP!!!! ACKK- BLUB- GURGLE…. *gasp…*
MoMo: Gomer. Put that knife down nice and easy. There's a good boy. Gomer! Wait!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!
Note: to be continued after lunch. Or, for Gomer, breakfast a second time.