I’m ashamed. But it had to be done. I hope you’ll understand.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen of Planet Bri, I have thrown away my spoon collection.
NOW, NOW, settle. Don’t freak out too much. I kept all the really cool spoons (colored ones and what not), one spoon from each person (I wrote who they were each from on them a while ago), and the spoons with the message on them from my dear Bridget. So I have the IMPORTANT ones. But come on, at least admit that 349 useless plastic spoons would take up space….
So I managed to contain the remaining in one drawer, which I will refer to the Horde Drawer. I then put all my tiny paper unicorns in there. (I have 89). The Horde Drawer is the drawer dedicated to my many obsessions and strange collections. Once it gets full, I have to throw stuff away to fit in more. Hopefully this will contain my packrat tendencies.