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Boys are cowards and other musings

Harry Potter shirt. Oh yeah. You know you want a piece of this action.

So a few weeks ago, when I wrote Flummoxed, as a lot of you probably guessed, much of that story was true. That’s kind of what it’s like up in my head. I’m constantly realizing how socially inept I really am and, thus, constantly looking for ways to get out of social interactions. Sometimes, I swear this is true, I plan my bathroom use schedule around the times I know the least amount of people will be around. But that’s not what I want to talk about today. I want to talk about something else that I mentioned in Flummoxed that happens to be based on real life. The whole “being asked out” thing. Continue reading “Boys are cowards and other musings”

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OMG Eric Stangel- An Open Letter

Last night, my grandmother retweeted a little quip from The Late Show w/ David Letterman’s executive producer Eric Stangle. “LOL, OMG & FYI added to Oxford English Dictionary. Do people who write LOL, OMG & FYI even use dictionaries?” Naturally, I had to reply. “yes. Just because they’re new words doesn’t mean they’re any less of words. They’re just new. That’s the point.” It seems I have more to say, however. Continue reading “OMG Eric Stangel- An Open Letter”

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Guess who’s BACK?!?

Me. Duh.

So I’m at the Portland Airport right now at exactly 5:04 AM, waiting for my TheseFolk video to upload and for my flight to Salt Lake City to board. I’m sipping a peanut butter shake (I thought it would be more breakfasty, but no, it’s a chocolate-peanut butter milkshake) with the taste of coffee cake and milk still on the back of my pallet. Families file in and out of the waiting area, desperately trying to find something healthy to grab for breakfast.

A printer sounds behind me, but everything else is silent. It’s too early for rousing conversation, and there are few to none young children around to complain about the early hour and the long waits.

I continue sitting, with my knee high green socks and my beat up, fully-stickered laptop across my folded legs, and breath it in. I kind of like airports, I realize. I mean, I’ve spent enough time in them lately. I like how straightforward it is to get around. I like the abundance of coffee shops.

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That’s what SHE said!

Ellen hates when I crack a “that’s what she said” joke. My speech team keeps track of who has the most. Somehow I always end up with more opportunities around the former and less around the latter. Such is life, I suppose. But I know an awful lot of people agree with Ellen. They think “that’s what she said” is demoralizing to women, they think it’s vulgar and crass. But I disagree. (Well, not with the vulgar thing. It’s definitely not a PG joke) Continue reading “That’s what SHE said!”

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On Borders

I'm pretty sure this picture was taken in the Border's Cafe this summer

So Borders is closing. Or declaring bankruptcy. Or something. Whatever. Not important. What IS important is that the Borders in my town is closing and that’s probably been the most devastating news I’ve heard since my parents got divorced. Not even joking. Continue reading “On Borders”

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Nondescript

MOST BORING VIDEO EVER. Sorry. Next week will be something more interesting. Hopefully. 🙁 I’m so busy!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk48riqDGaU&feature=channel_video_title