I saw a thing on Tumblr

…and was feeling narcissistic. So here we go, a serious of inane questions while I’m procrastinating working on homework.

• 1. Post a picture of u?

• 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

Probably not. I’m 23, and I’m such a different person from who I was at, say, 20, so I can’t imagine being in a relationship with someone I know is going to change so much in such a short period of time. Also, a major part of my lifestyle now is going places for people 21+, especially now that I’m living in New York City.

• 3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

Boys, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have plenty of really great and meaningful friendships with girls. I just tend to gravitate towards guys first in social situations.

• 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

I mean, I’m sure I have. Is this not a thing? Do people just glare at other people they don’t know as their standard facial expression, until introductions happen?

• 5. Can you commit to one person?

• 6. How do you look right now?

Like a person who was up until 3am drinking beers and playing board games who then slept until 1pm.

• 7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

Fuzzy socks, gray sweatpants, a blank tanktop, and a purple cardigan.

• 8. How often do you listen to music?

Pretty much all the time, especially during my commute.

• 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

Do leggings/jeggings count as sweats? If so, definitely sweats.

• 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?

WHAT YEAR IS IT?!?!?!

• 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

If this was introvert/extravert, it would make sense, but I don’t think you can actually define yourself as antisocial unless you have an actual disorder/are a sociopath.

• 12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

“Go get ’em!”

• 13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

Pretty good, although not as good as I think I am.

• 14. Can you drive a stick shift?

Badly.

• 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

Depends on which people we’re talking about.

• 16. Are you going out of town soon?

No. But someone from out of town is coming to see ME soon!

• 17. When was the last time you cried?

Last week, while watching the most recent season of Parks and Rec.

• 18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Yes.

• 19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

Maybe. I’d like them to pick a side- either be fully green or blue or gray, not all three.

• 20. Name something you have to do tomorrow.

Go to class, be awesome.

• 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

The fact that Jim’s internet isn’t working so he can’t send me his scenes.

• 22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

This is a really hetero-normative question, but yes, I have.

• 23. Are you nice to everyone?

Hah. No. But I make an effort.

• 24. What are you sitting on right now?

My camping chair, feet propped up on my bed.

• 25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

2 years, sucker, and still no cheating.

• 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

• 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

The Uber driver who drove me home, about music labels and the weird Kanye/Rhianna/Paul McCartney song on the radio.

• 28. Do you get a lot of colds?

I used to. This year, not so much, which has been kind of great.

• 29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

Nah, my child bearing hips hold them up.

• 30. Does anyone hate you?

Of course.

• 31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

Again, Tumblr questionnaire, you’re being kind of hetero-normative, but yes.

• 32. Do you like watching scary movies?

Depends on the people I’m watching with.

• 33. Are you a jealous person?

Not really. Everyone GETS jealous sometimes, but I wouldn’t define myself by any means by that trait.

• 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

None of them. Everything that teaches you something is not something to regret.

• 35. Did you have a dream last night?

Probably, but I rarely remember my dreams.

• 36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

Yep.

• 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

*shrugs*

• 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

I sure hope so.

• 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Chris is, because he’s sitting on my bed asking me questions about this scene he’s writing.

• 40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

Relatively. I had work, which wasn’t 100% great, then a one hour conversation with a friend about her breaking up with her long-term boyfriend, then Jim followed me home and we ended up going to the game night some classmates hosted.

• 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

I was and I am.

• 42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

Yes and no.

• 43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

Probably the same thing I’m doing right now, because despite the person I wish was here with me being here, I’d still have to help Chris write these scenes/finish editing and looking over these other scenes. Also, before you ask, yes, I may be writing a blog right now, but I’ll have you know I’m an excellent multitasker.

• 44. What’s the best part about school?

The creative stimulation.

• 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

….yes.

• 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

Passing notes is old school. Now we FB or Google IM.

• 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

Constantly. My brain is an infinite instant-replay machine.

• 48. Were you single over the last summer?

Nope.

• 49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

….writing/editing scenes with Chris. Good thing this is the second-to-last question!

• 50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

He’s alright.