Posted in Various Ramblings

Various ramblings numba two

1. Ah ha! Back from the funny farm at last!!

2. So, you thought I was finished?

3. Well, you thought wrong!!

4. Do you like movies?

5. I like movies

6. My doctor is taking me to a movie today

7. at 4:30

8. betcha didn't think of THAT, huh?

9. Well, didja?

10. Didja, punk?

11. I didn't think so.

12. So, whaddaya want to talk about?

13. I want to talk about me!

14. What? Who's there? Who are you?

 15. Ha! you're worst nightmare!

16. Ack! someone is typing back to me on this verry compuer!!

17. No, you stupid girl. I am YOU. 

18. Noooo!you found me!!!

19. *sigh* I see we are going to have to take this slowly.

20. Stay away from me, o' phantom of…of…of paperclips!!

21. Paperclips?

22. AAAAA!!! YOU SAID THE CURSED WORD!!!!!

23. …Paperclips?

24. AAAA!!! THERE IT IS AGAIN!!! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!!! EVERYONE!!!! RUN FOR COVER, CLING TO YOUR CLOSEST TOADS, AND FOR CRIPES SAKE, DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!

25. But…you said paperclips first. 

26. No, i didn't

27. Yes, you did

28. No, I didn't. NOW WATCH OUT, OR I'LL KARATE-CHOP YOU INTO A NAIL FILER!!!!

29. Alright, alright! no need to get violent!!

30. I WILL TAKE THIS DOLL AND SHOVE IT UP MY NOSE!!!! WHAT NOW, SUCKA???

31. …

 

 

Note from Author's doctor: Due to her crazed attempt to shove a Barbie up her nose and making animated conversations with herself, we have taken her back to the ward. We hope that, after a full recovery, she will be back to her normal self. 

Posted in Various Ramblings

Various ramblings numba one

1. When I was in first grade, some kid brought a ferret to school

2. I'm bored

3. In sixth grade, I was overwhelmingly obsessed with Taylor Fisher

4.  People who think they're smart and funny but aren't bug me

5. I'm the dumbest smart person you'll ever meet

6. I'm really bored

7. Did you know that I have no intrest in golf, hockey, or frog racing what-so-ever?

8. CHEESE WILL ONE DAY RULE THE WORLD

9. I'm really, really bored

10. There's nothing better than sleeping in, dreaming of soggy waffles, and smelling the smell of your wet dogs

11. Having fun yet?

12. I didn't think so

13. Well, maybe you are

14. It must be fun listening to an imbecile rambling ON and ON about absolutly nothing

15. Hey…

16. ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT???

17. I didn't think so

18. Wait- are you?

19 Oh yeah? Well….I'll…I'll…, KARATE-CHOP YOU INTO A NAIL FILER!!!

20. How about that, punk?

21. I feel so alone…

 

 

Alright. I am done now.

Thank you and good night.

 

 

or good morning

 

 

or good afternoon

 

 

or maybe I should just shut up now

 

 

yeah, maybe…maybe…

 

 

Yes, yes, alright already! I will stop…

 

 

 

But I'll be back!

 

 

Yes, yes! I will be BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

 

 

Note from author's doctor: Sorry, Bri is unavailable right now, because she is currently sitting in a large white room in a strait jacket, rocking back and forth and screaming random pick-up lines. She will be freed once her therapy is over. Sorry for any inconviniences this may serve. 

Posted in Fiction

Downfall of Society

The first words of the constitution are “we the people”. As a revised modern draft would say, if ever compiled, “We the sexist, superficial, stereotyped maniacs whom are unwillingly pulled from our lounge chairs to vote and become part of the once envied freedom of the union of the United States of America”. Yes, it is true. Americans have become smug, comfortable, in their comfy little office jobs and their false assurances from the government that everyone is equal. Ha. Let me type that again. ‘Assurances from the government that everyone is equal'. Whatever idiot came up with that view of modern society hasn’t spent much time outside of his studio apartment in New York.

From my views, the only way this civilization will ever become equal is if, by some unexplainable miracle, people come to accept others, no matter how rich, poor, smart, or stupid they are, and that all the stereotypes are combined into one, standing group. Americans. Can we do it? Not in my lifetime.

Also, though it is said that women have been granted equal rights, due to the 19th amendment, are we really? No. In theory, yes, but in practice? Give me a break. If we were granted equal rights and opportunities, then the girls basketball team would have new jerseys of their own, not the leftovers from the boy’s season. Now, that has to be the greatest understatement of the inequality of women’s rights in the history of forever, but it is a legit and credible argument covering the issue described. But women’s rights aren’t the only things that are created for the mere reason of making us feel better.

I am sure that everyone has heard of the stereotypes described in schools and in everyday adult life, such as ‘nerds’, ‘jocks’, ‘skaters’, and ‘preps’. How many times has a person gone home upset or in tears because of their apparent social standing? I know I have, for one, come home at night utterly depressed about my inability to converse naturally with all people. My social stigma is nerd. As pathetic as that sounds, it is what me and about 10% of my peers have been tormented about since the day they set foot in grade school. To what purpose does this serve? It makes others less ‘nerdy’ seem superior. How unfair is that, America?

I’m not asking those who are pointed to in this article to give up all their social life for the sake of those less gifted in social events. I’m merely stating the obvious that is in all of our hearts, some of which are almost too deep to find, and I demand only one thing; respect. Respect me and my fellow ‘nerds’. Respect me and my fellow women. But most of all, respect yourselves, and so that at the end of the day, if someone were to ask you if you are proud of how you live your life, and how you treat and think of others, you will be able to answer them with a truthful… yes.