1. When I was in first grade, some kid brought a ferret to school
2. I'm bored
3. In sixth grade, I was overwhelmingly obsessed with Taylor Fisher
4. People who think they're smart and funny but aren't bug me
5. I'm the dumbest smart person you'll ever meet
6. I'm really bored
7. Did you know that I have no intrest in golf, hockey, or frog racing what-so-ever?
8. CHEESE WILL ONE DAY RULE THE WORLD
9. I'm really, really bored
10. There's nothing better than sleeping in, dreaming of soggy waffles, and smelling the smell of your wet dogs
11. Having fun yet?
12. I didn't think so
13. Well, maybe you are
14. It must be fun listening to an imbecile rambling ON and ON about absolutly nothing
16. ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT???
17. I didn't think so
18. Wait- are you?
19 Oh yeah? Well….I'll…I'll…, KARATE-CHOP YOU INTO A NAIL FILER!!!
20. How about that, punk?
21. I feel so alone…
Alright. I am done now.
Thank you and good night.
or good morning
or good afternoon
or maybe I should just shut up now
Yes, yes, alright already! I will stop…
But I'll be back!
Yes, yes! I will be BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
Note from author's doctor: Sorry, Bri is unavailable right now, because she is currently sitting in a large white room in a strait jacket, rocking back and forth and screaming random pick-up lines. She will be freed once her therapy is over. Sorry for any inconviniences this may serve.