Posted in Various Ramblings

Various ramblings numba one

1. When I was in first grade, some kid brought a ferret to school

2. I'm bored

3. In sixth grade, I was overwhelmingly obsessed with Taylor Fisher

4.  People who think they're smart and funny but aren't bug me

5. I'm the dumbest smart person you'll ever meet

6. I'm really bored

7. Did you know that I have no intrest in golf, hockey, or frog racing what-so-ever?

8. CHEESE WILL ONE DAY RULE THE WORLD

9. I'm really, really bored

10. There's nothing better than sleeping in, dreaming of soggy waffles, and smelling the smell of your wet dogs

11. Having fun yet?

12. I didn't think so

13. Well, maybe you are

14. It must be fun listening to an imbecile rambling ON and ON about absolutly nothing

15. Hey…

16. ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT???

17. I didn't think so

18. Wait- are you?

19 Oh yeah? Well….I'll…I'll…, KARATE-CHOP YOU INTO A NAIL FILER!!!

20. How about that, punk?

21. I feel so alone…

 

 

Alright. I am done now.

Thank you and good night.

 

 

or good morning

 

 

or good afternoon

 

 

or maybe I should just shut up now

 

 

yeah, maybe…maybe…

 

 

Yes, yes, alright already! I will stop…

 

 

 

But I'll be back!

 

 

Yes, yes! I will be BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

 

 

Note from author's doctor: Sorry, Bri is unavailable right now, because she is currently sitting in a large white room in a strait jacket, rocking back and forth and screaming random pick-up lines. She will be freed once her therapy is over. Sorry for any inconviniences this may serve. 

What's up, my dudes?