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Why I hate football players as a general rule

I think it would be best to organize this topic into two categories: why I hated football players in high school and why I hate football players in college.

High School

Is it even a secret that I wasn’t well liked in high school? I wasn’t well liked in high school. So naturally, my status among the jock culture was not particularly good. So to the football players, I wasn’t a person. I wasn’t even really a girl. I was just that thing with the big hair and the awkward social manner that was a good person to be assigned a group project with. Football players in high school weren’t there for school, they were there to reap the social benefits of athleticism and knock each other over in a grassy field while girls in short skirts cheered them on.

College

I don’t even know why I bothered separating my problems with football players. A few weeks ago my roommate and her boyfriend were having a loud argument in our room (he’s a football player, obviously). She was mad because he was paying people do do his homework, because he isn’t in college for classes, he’s in college for football.

Ack! AUGH! ASGAJSIFJWEFHDLFKWAEJFRA.

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