Month: February 2007

Posted in Blog

Standards and a note

Posted on by Bri

On 2-22-07, after Mike requested that I write up my standards for my "future guy", he passed me a note about it.

Bri's Standards:

*Taller than me

*Funny

*Interesting (can keep a conversation going)

*doesn't expect me to change drastically for him

*Has always been a boy (No sex changes) (He thought this one was funny)

*Doesn't smoke/ do drugs

*Trustworthy

*Somewhat intelligent

*Polite (for my dad)

 

The note goes as follows (Mike is italic):

Whatever you say, but why do they need to be polite for your dad?

Because otherwise y dad will kill them, and/or because I wouldn't be able to go out with them otherwise

(Manchester Untited SUCKS. Arsenal kicked their ***!) I don't think that should matter.

You don't think what my dad thinks should matter? I don't really have a choice, but I'm willing to argue it for someone I really like.

It's your life, your parents should lighten up (you're in a breakish downish state) (???)

And then we went on to discuss other things, and he informed me that me and Brandon would be getting married in Vegas, but I said I wanted to go somewhere with more roller coasters. And then we just talked about pretty much nothing until the bell rang. Strange, no?

 

 

Posted in Blog

I Know What Jerks Are

Posted on by Bri

A jerk is someone who pretends to be your friend for a while, then decides not to talk to you much at all, and then, when they need your help, the come back. And after you help them, they lapse back in to ignoring you.

That is a true jerk. A jerk isn't someone who calls you fat, ugly, or stupid. Those people don't even know you. They're just rude.

A jerk is someone who actually gets to know you, learns about your strengths and insecurities, and then calls you names while still expecting you to help them when they need it. A one-sided deal.

Parasitism is the relationship between two organisms where one benefits at the other's expense. Parasitism. Like a bad friendship. A jerk is a parasite. A bad friend is a jerk. Therefore; STOP PRETENDING TO BE MY FRIEND. IT'S NOT GONNA WORK ANYMORE. YOU AREN'T WORTH MY TIME, SO STOP WASTING MY LIFE AS WELL AS YOUR OWN, STOP TALKING TO ME, AND GO AWAY.

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FurryGamer06

Posted on by Bri

"Horrid design, content that could be described as filler at the very best, and as a whole very 'blah'. Only slightly more entertaining than performing auto-autopsy. Very slightly at that. Also, the admin is pretentious and insists on calling herself 'The Bri'. What an ego."

..cute. very cute.

For the record, I like preforming auto-autopsy.

And who the heck are you calling 'pretentious'?? THIS IS THE BRI YOU'RE TALKING TO! I DEMAND RESPECT!

Heh. I guess I do have an ego.

Whatever. The fact is this: if you don't like my site, fine. I honestly don't care. But don't go trashing it unless you have an idea of how to change it. Look: I'm a fifteen year old girl with no history in programming or website design. I'm a writer. I think I'm doing pretty well, all things considered.

Oh- and also; if you think I'm pretentious, and you hate my website, then don't give me personally a thumbs-up on StumbleUpon.

Unless pretentious people turn you on, of course. Don't worry- I'm used to it.

Love and regards,

The Bri