I had this whole blog post about individuality as a commodity and the book Fight Club planned and it was going to be super thought-provoking and whatnot. Then I ended up not having any free time until now, 8pm, and decided that I am too tired to make you think. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
But I promised I would start posting blogs on Tuesdays and it is Tuesday. And I promised and such.
Sorry, it’s hard to concentrate on this blog when I have to be at work for two more hours and my leek and squash lasagna came out of the oven like fifteen minutes ago and I cannot eat it. This is a fact that makes me so unbelievably sad it makes me ashamed. First world problems. Yes, I know. I understand.
Once I get to eat my lasagna my boyfriend (Quinn. His name is Quinn. I have a boyfriend and his name is Quinn. I just wanted to make sure you remembered that.) and a couple friends are coming over to our apartment to watch Fellowship of the Ring. After 10pm. When I have to be up for Boxercast at 6am. It’s a three hour movie. This sounds like a fantastic idea. Right? Right.
I’m super hungry and all I want is my lasagna. When I realized that I would have to leave for work 45 minutes before it was done cooking I was incredibly upset, as one would be. Especially because no one freaking has an essay due yet and so I am literally sitting in this room for 3 hours doing nothing. Literally. I mean they’re paying me and everything and that’s cool because I am poor but COME ON. I JUST WANNA EAT MY LASAGNA. I HAVE FASTED SINCE NOON FOR THIS LASAGNA.
Also because of my lack of food and general exhaustion from being me, I have zero motivation to do anything. I finished Fight Club, which I really enjoyed, but now I just want to lay here and die. I could be doing work for my internship (my new internship. I have a new internship and a new boyfriend. This is all very exciting) but I don’t think I would get much quality work out and I owe the company more than that. I’ll work on it tomorrow and Friday, when I can offer them more of my attention.
WOAH I JUST REALIZED I HAVE ANOTHER THING TO READ FOR A THING. Which requires next to no effort on my part! Oh, happy day! I’ll talk to you all later, suckas.
