1. Hello all you fellow cyber astronauts!
2. You didn't think I would be back, did ya?
3. You thought I was gonna be locked in the funy farm FOREVER
4. Well, I'm not
5. or am I?
6. You know, you're just like that bloody flight attendant…
7. See, I was on this airplane cuz I was meeting my *ahem* special friend in the Gorgon Republic
8. And there was this guy next to me
9. Said his name was "raman noodle" or something
10. So, anyways, he started muttering something about Gladys
11. *shudder*
12. I once had a friend named Gladys
13. She was EVIL
14. And I mean EVIL
15. REALLY EVIL
16. REALLY REALLY EVIL
17. She would slap me and tell me I was a "bad little lunatic"
18. The nerve of some people, you know?
19. So anyways, I started twitching, right?
20. I mean, the girl SCARED ME
21. And some cody raman noodle was talking about her like she was…
22. Some kind of miracle doctor.
23. So then I started laughing
24. REALLY hard
25. And I mean REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY hard
26. He just kind of gave me a funny look and started muttering something…
27. and then he said it…
28. what did he say?
29. AK! NOOO! YOU'RE BACK!!!
30. *sigh* what did the noodle man say?
31. He said…
32. he said…
33. he said…
34. COME ON! SPIT IT OUT!!!
35. *gulp* he said…paperclip
36. NOOOOO!!! YOU SAID IT!!! YOU SAID THE CURSED WORD!!!!
37. NO, HE SAID IT!!! SO THEN ALL THE PEOPLE ON THE PLANE THOUGHT I WAS PSYCO…
38. I won't argue with that…
39. …and then they thought I said there was a bomb on the plane!
40. everybody started freaking out!!!!
41. So the flight attendant called these big guys with badges…
42. Ooooo, shiny badges…
43. SHINY BADGES!!!!! SHINY BADGES!!!! I WANT A SHINY BADGE!!!!!!!
44. Uh oh…
45. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! SHINY BADGES!!!!! They're…so…beautiful…*sigh*
46. Only you-or, I guess, I-would fall in love with a shiny badge…
47. ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!?!?!?!
48. No, I was-
49. AAAAKKKK!!! YOU CALLED ME FAT!!!! FEAR MY WRATH…BECAUSE I WILL, WITH NO HESITATION…NOPE, NONE AT ALL, I WILL, I WILL, I WILL…I will…what wil I do?
50. Karate-chop me into a nail filer?
51. YES!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!*ahem* FEAR MY WRATH…BECAUSE I WILL, WITHOUT HESITATION…uh…
53. Karate-chop me into a nail filer?
54. YES!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!*ahem* FEAR MY WRATH…BECAUSE I WILL, WITHOUT HESITATION…uh…
55. Karate-chop me into a nail filer?
56. YES!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!*ahem* FEAR MY WRATH…BECAUSE I WILL, WITHOUT HESITATION…uh…
57. Karate-chop me into a nail filer?
58. YES!! KARATE-CHOP YOU INTO A NAIL FILER!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
59. Wait- why were you going to karate-chop me into a nail filer again?
60. BECAUSE…uh…I dunno?
61. Why can't we just be friends?
62. Well, alright..
63. Wait…ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT???
64. Something tells me this will not end well- URK!
Note from Author's doctor- After an attempt at strangling herself for calling herself fat, we have, once again, taken her back to the asylum in a strait jacket, where she is currently trying-in vain- to play footsies with herself.
