1. Ah ha! Back from the funny farm at last!!
2. So, you thought I was finished?
3. Well, you thought wrong!!
4. Do you like movies?
5. I like movies
6. My doctor is taking me to a movie today
7. at 4:30
8. betcha didn't think of THAT, huh?
9. Well, didja?
10. Didja, punk?
11. I didn't think so.
12. So, whaddaya want to talk about?
13. I want to talk about me!
14. What? Who's there? Who are you?
15. Ha! you're worst nightmare!
16. Ack! someone is typing back to me on this verry compuer!!
17. No, you stupid girl. I am YOU.
18. Noooo!you found me!!!
19. *sigh* I see we are going to have to take this slowly.
20. Stay away from me, o' phantom of…of…of paperclips!!
21. Paperclips?
22. AAAAA!!! YOU SAID THE CURSED WORD!!!!!
23. …Paperclips?
24. AAAA!!! THERE IT IS AGAIN!!! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!!! EVERYONE!!!! RUN FOR COVER, CLING TO YOUR CLOSEST TOADS, AND FOR CRIPES SAKE, DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!
25. But…you said paperclips first.
26. No, i didn't
27. Yes, you did
28. No, I didn't. NOW WATCH OUT, OR I'LL KARATE-CHOP YOU INTO A NAIL FILER!!!!
29. Alright, alright! no need to get violent!!
30. I WILL TAKE THIS DOLL AND SHOVE IT UP MY NOSE!!!! WHAT NOW, SUCKA???
31. …
Note from Author's doctor: Due to her crazed attempt to shove a Barbie up her nose and making animated conversations with herself, we have taken her back to the ward. We hope that, after a full recovery, she will be back to her normal self.
