Last year for my birthday, as some of you might remember from my YouTube channel, my friend Craig (Adventure Captain Pants) got me some interesting presents. Among these strange but pleasing gifts was the epitome of everything that is amazing and creepy in the world; a large grey trench coat.
For my school newspaper, as the commentary editor, I have to do something different for a week every issue. This issue, I chose to be a spy for a week. Yesterday I wore all black and sunglasses, and today I decided to go old school with a detective hat and trench coat.
The only other time I’d ever worn the trench coat was last February, and underneath I was wearing jeans. Since it’s summertime, I decided it was appropriate to wear shorts instead. This led to my being asked, seriously, whether or not I was wearing anything beneath my trench coat of awesomeness. That was a new experience for me. People ask that question in jest often, but today they were honestly concerned.
I’m not cut out to be a streaker, though. There are some things about my body that I’d like to keep to myself, thanks very much.
Well, you might not have gotten away with that at the airport, i had a friend strip seached in an airport cause he wore a trenchcoat
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. I should totally do that!