“I’m on the bus right now, and I was thinking; why do vampires turn into bats? Mosquitoes make more sense, don’t they? The only thing bats and vampires have in common is that they’re nocturnal. I think that telling people that they turn into bats is a conspiracy so we don’t find out that the mosquitoes are actually the transformed vampires.
You have been warned.
Ok, I’m still on the bus, and I’m still thinking.
Over the driver there’s a box that’s labeled “bodily fluid cleanup kit”. How morbid is that? Why don’t they just say “first kit”? That’s much less disturbing. I was also wondering, do they have a “severed appendage cleanup kit”, or a “In case of alien invasion resulting in children catching fire from the laser cannon cleanup kit”?
Also, I think the ‘video camera’ is also a conspiracy to makes kids behave (not that it works). If they can afford video cameras, they could afford to clean the windows. Last year, I killed a bug, a pretty big one too, on one of the windows, and a month later, it was still there. Sick.”
