Today's synopsis:
Apparently:
I have wrinkles
I dress like someone's grandma
I am of no identifiable gender
It's ok to throw paper airplanes at me and expect me to give them back
I'm not worth respecting
Even though I'm the ONLY person they [he] trust[s], they [he] can still torture me and take me for granite and expect me to still be there
In other news:
High school kids [guy friends] are cruel
And that is the biggest understatement in the universe.