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Top 5 Weirdest (and Greatest) Movies

No doubt about it, the movies on this list are weird. They either don’t seem to have a point, or just don’t play out the way most movies you see do. For most mainstream audiences, they are stupid and pointless, but to film lovers, they are masterpieces.

5. Dr. Stranglove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

 

To be fair, pretty much any Stanley Kubrick film could have made this list, but this ones my favorite out of his. About nuclear war, this is the definition of a dark comedy. It features an ex-Nazi in a wheelchair, some crazy generals, and some of the best lines in any movie “We can’t fight here, this is the war room!”. Like I said, these movies aren’t for everyone, but I just can’t imagine someone not liking this movie.

4. American Beauty

 

I don’t even know where to begin on this movie. It reminds me of a hybrid of the comedy “Office Space” and “Fight Club”. After seeing this one last night, I just knew I had to make a list including it. So this one is about an “average” family in the suburbs, who have been tamed by urban life. Each character in it has an entirely different role and weirdness to them. Just watch it to see what I mean.

3. Donnie Darko

 

A psycho student, time travel, a perverted motivational speaker, and a person in a bunny costume named Frank all are part of this cast. If that isn’t weird enough, put in an ending that will confuse you until your brain hurts from trying to put things together. Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention the conversation that some of the high schoolers had about Smurfs.

2. Pulp Fiction

 

I’ve lost track of how many of my lists this movie has been on. But it seems like every topic I decide to do, Pulp Fiction always comes up. The characters aren’t the stragest part of this movie like the other movies, but it’s the way this one is told and the dialogue that just doesn’t fit at all but still fits perfectly with it. The message is what messes up most people when they see this one, they think it’s just a bunch of mindless brutal violence, but just watch and research it later, the whole thing will make sense.

1. Fight Club

 

There is no genre that this film can’t fit into in some way or another. It has comedy, romance, drama, thriller, action, and even sports. The dialogue and characters seem to make no sense, and you have no clue what the point is until the end, where there is a vague idea. It’s my #1 favorite movie of all time, and there is a reason for that. But like Pulp Fiction, a lot of people see it as stupid, mindless violence.

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Film Festival + New Movies Reviews

Last weekend, there was a film festival in our town. If you don’t know what these are, it’s basically a way for movie lovers to go and see some famous actors and directors presenting their films. It’s also a way for independent film makers to get their movies shown on the big screen. So last weekend, I saw 5 movies (one was in regular theaters) and a set of student shorts. Just two days ago, I saw another new movie in theaters. Most of these you can see on DVD, but one or two probably won’t be a wide release if there is any release.

Burn After Reading (theaters)

From the directors of No Country For Old Men, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, and O Brother Where Art Thou comes another great movie. Like most of the Coen brothers’ movies, this one is a dark comedy about a bunch of people who are all confused idiots. The acting was great, with one of the best casts in a while with George Clooney, Frances McCormand, John Malkovich, Tilda Swinton, and Brad Pitt. They each play their parts perfectly as we should expect of them. Some of it wasn’t AS funny as I hoped it would be, but it’s still the best movie in theaters since The Dark Knight. If you have any interest at all in this movie, go see it, if not, just rent it later, you won’t regret it.

43/50 Ducks

Student Academy Award Winning Shorts (not sure if you can see them them)

From 6 different college film directors comes this collection of some weird, and some powerful short films. I’ll break them each down into the categories.

Animation(tie): Art’s Desire: A well done, 4 minute animation of paintings coming to life and drawing better lives for themselves. It brought some laughs, and probably deserved the award. It was a little jumpy in the animation but these aren’t proffesional, so I’ll let it slide a little more. You can see this one on the internet here. 38/50 Ducks

Animation(tie): Mirage: The weaker of the two that tied for first is in 3D. It’s VERY weird, even for me, with a water dwelling person(?) who needs to fill up their tank with water to stay alive. Animation is ok, but nothing spectacular, it wasn’t funny or powerful, I’m sure there were better choices than it. 25/50 Ducks

Narrative: Rundown: This was my 3rd favorite of the bunch, about a news reporter who accidently ran into a pregnent lady in her car, and then reporting about it on T.V. The film is powerful, with great acting and story. I can’t find too much wrong with it except the fact that it didn’t take chances on the cinematography. 45/50 Ducks

 Alternative: Fission: A solid alternative film about, well, not really sure what its about. Something about a guy who is laughing at his shadow that’s trapped in a wall. REALLY weird, but its a good weird, keeping you interested the whole time, even if you have no clue whats going on. 35/50 Ducks

Documentary: Cross Your Eyes Keep Them Wide: About an art studio in San Francisco that lets mentally challenged adults come and make their art, this was easily my second favorite. It’s told without any narration from anybody, just showing their art and having them say how much fun it is. One of the best documentaries I’ve seen, short or long, there could be no way that any other could match it. 48/50 Ducks

Honorary Foreign Film: Nevermore: While it was my dad’s least favorite, I think that it was a masterpiece. Its the longest, about 1 hour, but I just kept wishing that it wouldn’t stop. The shot choices are beautiful, matching the best cinematographers in Hollywood, and the acting was great. It was a little weird for mainstream movie watchers, but for a film lover, it was perfect. 50/50 Ducks

Overall, it was 40/50 Ducks

It’s My Party (DVD)

A solid movie about a gay man who got contracted with AIDs and threw a party before he would kill himself. I like the subject matter it brought up, dieing before becoming a vegetable, but it just didn’t make me connect with the characters all too well. I cared for him, but it didn’t bring the emotions of sadness I think it meant to. After the movie was done, and the director talked about it, you could see that he was very proud of it though, since it was based on a true story from his life. If you want to see it, then you shouldn’t dislike it, but if you’re a homophobe, don’t see it.

35/50 Ducks

La Bamba (DVD)

About the musician Ritchie Valens, this was tied for my favorite full length movie at the film festival. While in technical terms, it was all just above average, it really does make you feel for him, even more so than Walk the Line, the Johnny Cash film. Acting was very good, but what made it so good was the music and the emotions. Lou Diamond Phillips, the main actor in it, talked about how it started his succesful career, putting him on the radar. I think that of all the movies that I saw, this one was the most mainstream and could be liked by anyone, unless you just hate good music.

45/50 Ducks

Around the World in Two Round Trips (not availible, U.S premier)

The other movie that was tied for my favorite, this one was an excellent documentary of a Brazilian family that sailed around the world along Magellean’s path. It keeps you interested with funny stories from the trip and history lessons about Magellean. From beginning to end, it keeps you hooked to your seat, not wanting to take that trip to the bathroom. The subtitles though were the only problem, since sometimes you couldn’t read them because of the color of font. Otherwise, it was my favorite full length documentary of all time.

45/50 Ducks

P.T. 109 (not on DVD, maybe on VHS)

Starring Cliff Robertson (Uncle Ben in Spiderman) as John F. Kennedy, this was about Kennedy’s experience in the war. Everything in here was average, the acting, mood, writing, and directing. While it was a great story, I just think that it could have been told better with less of an upbeat tone. War movies should be grisly and violent, (Saving Private Ryan, Apocalypse Now) not happy. The bad part is though, we didn’t see the most important scene in the movie, since the disc or film was messed up. I liked it, but it could have been better.

35/50 Ducks

Righteous Kill (theaters)

Starring Al Pacino and Robert De Niro, there was no way that this movie could be horrible. But other than their acting, the rest of it was, like P.T. 109, average. The script had some good scenes with funny dialogue, and good action, but it’s horrible compared to a lot of the movies that are also in the “crime drama” genre. I hoped that it would end well, with a big twist at the end, but the “twist” was so easy to spot 20 minutes before that I wasn’t surprised at all. If you like crime dramas, then you shouldn’t be dissappointed, just don’t look for anything great here.

35/50 Ducks

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Busy Weekend…

I can’t say much this weekend since I’ve got homework, and a lot of movies to see at the Festival. So really, just expect some short reviews next week of what I saw this week. These will include “Burn After Reading”, “La Bamba”, “Righteous Kill”, and some more. Sorry for not making a longer one, but I really don’t have time.

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Top 5 Movies That Are Better Than Citizen Kane

Last week, I talked about why Citizen Kane is not the best movie ever made. So this week I’ve decided to make a list of 5 movies that are better than it. I’ve taken into consideration most of the aspects of filmmaking, cinematography, directing, originality, writing, and story when making this list.

 

5. Memento

 

This was the hardest decision for me when making the list. I had 2 other movies that could have taken this spot, but I pretty much had to choose Memento because of how greatly it was told. The movie starts from the end and makes it’s way towards the beginning.  You would think that you could guess what is going on from the start, but so much changes by the end (of the movie) that you are left stunned. The shots were excellent, and keeping the black and white scenes between every segment was brilliant. For those of you who didn’t know, Memento was written and directed by Christopher Nolan, the creator of The Dark Knight, which was amazing, but this one was even better. For it’s originality and storytelling, I think that this was much better than Citizen Kane.

 

4. Metropolis

 

Made in 1927, I think that this silent movie is still better than Kane. The story is basically about how the rich business owners and poor workers need to work together. Even with no sound but the music, Metropolis is still much more interesting than Citizen Kane. The sets don’t look too realistic, but they did what they could with the materials. The movie isn’t even fully put together yet because somebody lost a few of the film reels with the scenes, yet it still works fine with a few slides telling what happened in them. The ending does wrap up the story well, clearly showing what the whole film was about. I think that Metropolis should be on a lot more Top 100 Movies Lists, maybe it will when they come out with the full version.

 

3. Raging Bull

 

From start to finish, Raging Bull is a masterpiece of film. It’s been known to be a “great film about a bad person”. While it is #4 on AFI’s list, I could see it being 1. It shows this man’s life greatly through black and white and how he came to realize how much he needed to change. It’s directed by Martin Scorsese, one of the greatest of all time, and what many believe to be his best movie. Even behind the scenes, Raging Bull is great because Scorsese was heavy into drugs before making this, but with the help of his friend and lead actor Rober De Niro, this movie was his rehab. At the end, it shows a quote that is wonderful, because it shows what the movie was about, behind the scenes and in the movie.

 

2. The Godfather

 

How could you make a list like this without The Godfather? This film is great in every way, wonderful music, acting, and story makes it perfect for the #1 movie of all time. It shows the mafia in a very realistic manner, and how the people around them suffer for the line of business. Symbolism is everywhere in here, doors, windows and even chairs represent something else. I really don’t think there is much explaining to do for The Godfather, everything is executed better than Citizen Kane, I even thought it went by faster for being 3 hours compared to 2. It definitely has stood the test of time, and is already #2 on AFI’s list, so one spot shouldn’t change too much.

 

1. Schindler’s List

 

How this movie is still only #8 I don’t know. I actually didn’t enjoy watching the movie, because of how long and slow it is. But thats the point, since Schindler’s List is about the Holocaust, it needs to make you feel like it’s never going to end. It gets very emotional at the end, bringing me to the point of shedding tears. I just can’t see anyone not respecting this out of how well it was made, and the subject matter. I think that in 10 or 100 years Schindler’s List will still be seen as a wonderful film. Spielberg is said to be one of the best for a reason, and it’s these kinds of movies that earns him that title.

 

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Why Citizen Kane is Not the Best Movie Ever Made

On pretty much any organized list of the greatest movies of all time, Citizen Kane is up there as number one. For those of you who haven’t heard of it, its a 1940s movie about a man the comes up through poverty to be rich but when he dies, his last word is “Rosebud”. A news reporter then tries to piece together his life to find out why he said that. I’m not saying that it’s a bad movie, just that there have been much better movies out there.

So why do I think this? First, the pacing was pretty bad. The 2 hours seemed to add another 1/2 hour because of the way it was told. If a movie is to be considered the greatest, it should at least have a reason to drag out. It also didn’t have AS deep of a meaning as some other movies. Sure, the whole point is good, but it didn’t make you think about the movie to get it, they pretty much explained everything in the dialogue. “Show, don’t tell” is the motto for filmmakers, and Kane didn’t follow it. Finally, none of the movie is the best I’ve ever seen. There’s been better writing in Pulp Fiction, better cinematography (the way a shot looks) in Assassination of Jesse James, better acting in There Will Be Blood, better story in Schindler’s List, and a better meaning in No Country For Old Men.

Still, as a 60 year old movie, Citizen Kane is a good one. But with so many better films today, it doesn’t stand out. Next week I’ll post a blog on my top 5 movies that should be in front of Citizen Kane on any “Best Movies Ever” list.

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Are Films an Art?

 

The definition of art is that it’s “the products of human creativity”, so would you consider (some) movies to be as much of an art as the Mona Lisa? They have as much, or more thought put into them than regular paintings/drawings and require a large group of people to come together to make a masterpiece. Like I said earlier though, I wouldn’t consider ALL movies to be an art since most are just made to entertain, but every year at the Oscars, the academy honors the films that went above and beyond what an entertaining movie does. So what makes the film an art? Well, to me, it’s the combination of not being cliche, having deeper meanings, and bringing every element together perfectly (directing, acting, editing, cinematography, etc.). Some though, don’t have all three. For example, Pulp Fiction doesn’t have a deep meaning, but the rest is done so perfectly that it doesn’t need one. So what do you think? Should all films be considered art, only a few, or none at all?

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My Top Ten Beginnings

The beginning of a movie, when good, will really suck you into it. To me, a perfect beginning catches you with great dialogue/narration, and goes into the opening credits leaving you either wondering whats going on, or excited to see what’s happening. These are some of the best, even if the rest of the movie doesn’t live up to the hype.

 

1. Casino

 

Yes, for my second list Casino is again number one. This is really the reason that made me think about this list. Sam Rothstein, a Casino manager, walks out of a building going to his car. He narrates this line “When you love someone, you’ve gotta trust them. There’s no other way. You’ve got to give them the key to everything that’s yours. Otherwise, what’s the point? And, for a while, I believed that’s the kind of love I had.”, and then gets into the car. It blows up and goes into the opening credits with a great opera song. After I saw this, I knew that it would be amazing.

 

2. Mission Impossible 3

 

Ethan Hunt is captured by an unknown man who is questioning him about the “Rabbit’s Foot”. The man threatens to kill a woman who is apparently important to Ethan. He counts to ten, a shot is fired off screen, and it goes into the Mission Impossible theme song. It’s flawless in these first few minutes, building suspense even though you have no idea who this man, this woman, or the “Rabbit’s Foot” is. Who ever said the sequel couldn’t be better than the original?

 

3. Rambo

 

Instead of going into opening credits like the first two, Rambo starts with news coverage of Burma (now known as Myanmar). Even if this is an action movie, the beginning is disturbingly graphic showing real videos of the violence over there, making it more emotional than what can be done with actors. After that, some Burma soldiers throw mines in a field and force some prisoners to run through it. It’s bloody, true to whats really going on, and amazingly well done.

 

4. Pulp Fiction

 

A man and woman are sitting in a small cafe drinking their coffee. They talk about past robbing experiences in liquor stores, then wonder why no one robs a cafe like the one they’re in. As they say, it cuts down on the “hero” factor and it would be a complete surprise to everyone. They kiss, take their guns out, then stand on the table threatening to kill every last person in the room. It goes into the credits with what I think is the best guitar riff of all time, “Misirlou”. I had no idea what was going on, but I loved it anyway.

 

5. No Country for Old Men

 

Yes, a lot of people hate the ending of it, but even they can’t deny how well No Country starts out. An old sheriff narrates about how the violence is worse than ever. The camera shows amazing shots of the Texas countryside while he does this. The sheriff finishes, and it shows another police officer arresting a man. When they get back to the station, the man slips out of his handcuffs when the officer isn’t looking, and strangles him brutally to death. Almost as bloody as Rambo, the beginning really sets the tense feeling you get when watching this movie.

 

6. Casino Royale

 

Shot in black and white, a man walks into a building. He goes into his office to find James Bond sitting in the dark corner. James explains that he already killed an underworld contact of the man, and that after killing him he’ll be “double o” status. Bond shoots him and it goes into the opening credits. All of the James Bond movies start off with a short scene then go into the credits with an original song, but this one really stands out to me. It shows a new kind of brutal violence for this series.

 

7. Raging Bull

 

A classical music piece starts with the opening credits, while a boxer is jumping in slow motion around the ring. Thats really all that the beginning of Raging Bull is. But what makes it so good is that the music is amazing, it really makes me emotional whenever I hear that song. The whole thing is hard to explain, but once you see it you’ll know why it made my list.

 

8. Reservoir Dogs

 

By the same director/writer of Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs is my least favorite movie on the list, but the beginning is still great. 8 men are sitting in a diner eating their breakfast. First, “Mr. Brown” talks about Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” song. But when they are getting ready to pay the tip, “Mr. Pink” refuses. He goes into a monologue of why he doesn’t do it, but he finally pays up when the boss Joe forces him to. Its a lot like Pulp since it also goes into the credits with a great old song. After this, the movie goes downhill a little to me, but it still has one of the best beginnings of all time.

 

9. Iron Man

 

AC-DC’s “Back in Black” plays in the background as a convoy of military cars are driving down an Afghanistan road. Inside one of these cars Tony Stark is with three soldiers. He breaks the silence and they start talking with him. One of them wants a picture with him so they start to pose when missiles are fired. The soldiers go out and try to fight back but all of them are killed. He gets out of the car but his hit by the shrapnel of one of his own bombs. He goes unconscious and is kidnapped. Good music, humor, action, what else does this beginning need?

 

10. Thank You For Smoking

 

Nick Naylor, a tobacco spokesperson, works for the Academy of Tobacco Studies and is on a woman’s T.V. show much like Oprah to speak for cigarettes. While the crowd claps for the other guests who are against smoking, they stay silent for Nick. But once he gets talking, he turns the conversation against the others saying that they want people to get cancer so that they can get their way. The only comedy on this list, it really does deliver some of it’s best lines in the beginning to bring you in. Right from the start, you just know Thank You For Smoking is gonna be hilarious.

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My Top Five Favorite Gangster Films

Gangster films are possibly my favorite genre of movies. Two of my top ten fit this category, and even more would be in my top 100, if I had the patience to make that list. Now, I’m sure a lot of you haven’t seen most of the movies I’m gonna mention, but I would suggest watching at least one or two of them. Gangster movies, when done right, are some of the greatest made films that’d been made to date. Yes, a lot of these are “boring” for most people, but I think that everyone should at least see one or two classic movies and see for themselves what a great technical movie is.

1. Casino- “When you love someone, you’ve gotta trust them. There’s no other way. You’ve got to give them the key to everything that’s yours. Otherwise, what’s the point? And, for a while, I believed that’s the kind of love I had.”

 

Directed by one of the best in the business, Martin Scorsese, this is my second favorite movie of all time. Once I saw the first minute of the movie, going into the opening credits, I just knew that it’d be great. Its 3 hours long, but the first time you watch it, you could mistake it for 2. The last few times I’ve seen it though, its dragged a little bit in the middle. The whole thing is told like a documentary, but it tells like a narrative. I’ve heard some complaints on how its like Goodfellas, another Scorsese gangster movie, but I think they’re different enough to make me like this one a lot more. It even has a likable main character, which is rare for a movie of this genre. I’m very surprised by how few Oscars it was nominated for, but the Academy has passed up some great films in the past, and this is one of them.

 

2. The Godfather Trilogy- “I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.”

 

Yes, they are three movies, but every one of them is great in its own way. The first one is my favorite, seeing as its number eight on my all time favorites list. Its based off the book by Mario Puzo, which I read before watching the movie, and I must say, this is the best adaption ever made. Most movies based off books are never close to how good the book was, but this one was perfect, getting even better than the book. You see, everything in the movie was in the book, and the only parts they took out were just some boring scenes that didn’t really do anything for the story. The acting was also just so amazing, Marlon Brando’s role as The Godfather was what made a great movie better. The second was also good, going with a new plot structure, going back and forth in time to show the similarities of the rising of Michael Corleone and his father, The Godfather. Its my least favorite of all of them, but some like it better than the first one. Finally, we have the third, and final of the trilogy. Its often hated by fans of the series, but I thought it was just as good as the others, ending the series the way it should be. Each movie though is three hours, and while it doesn’t cause a problem for me, lots of people who aren’t movie lovers think they’re boring. There are some fighting scenes that look completely unrealistic too, showing obvious misses by the fighters. These issues don’t cause a problem though, and if you can handle the 3 hours, you should like the movies.

 

3. Pulp Fiction- “Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!”

 

Probably the most original film on this list, Pulp Fiction is the movie I would suggest to all of you to watch. Its the shortest on the list, and the dialogue is what makes it stand out among films. When Quentin Tarantino makes a movie, its going to have at least some great conversations. The “Foot Massage” and “Marvin” scenes come to mind. But what separates this one from the others is the plot structure. It jumps back and forth through time, and the first time you watch it your just wondering what the heck is going on. This is what makes it such a good repeat watcher, every time you see it more and more starts to make sense. You really need to see this one twice to fully get whats happening. What does make this one drag a bit is just some long scenes where the dialogue just isn’t as good as the rest. Some of it could have been cut down a bit to me. But it really is a great movie, even if it doesn’t have the same feel of the other movies on this list.

 

4. Scarface (remake)- “Say hello to my little friend!”

 

This is the first movie to really change a political stance of mine, which is kinda weird seeing as I don’t think that it was made to do that. After seeing it, I really changed my mind on the “Legalization of Drugs” (won’t get into that right now…). The story is amazing, and like a lot of movies, its a great movie about a bad person. It shows Tony Montana’s rise to power through the whole process, and how he messed it all up with drugs. I think it’s the ultimate anti-drug movie, but maybe thats just me. It’s 3 hours long, but most of it couldn’t be cut out. Now, it was nominated for the “Worst Director” Razzie, but it didn’t deserve at all. While its the most violent of them all, I don’t think you could make it as good without it. Like I said though, it does drag a little at times, and the techno music doesn’t fit with the movie. What was it with the techno in the 80s? Tecno music sucks, and doesn’t fit any movie, especially during the action scenes. Man, 80s action movies could have been 10 times less cheesy without it.

 

5. Goodfellas- “It’s funny, you know. It’s a good story, it’s funny, you’re a funny guy.”

 

When I saw this, I was a little let down by it. I was hoping for one character that I could really like and care about, like Casino, but I didn’t really get that. It really is probably the most realistic representation of mafia life I’ve seen, which is why I think deserves to be on this list. Sure, I enjoyed some gangster movies better than this one, like Carlito’s Way, but I’ll give this one the benefit of the doubt for how well it was made. It makes you not like any of the characters, which is good for this genre, and it ends very well. I do want to see it again just to see if I’ll like it better. It was about 10 or 11 at night when I watched it, so that also could have “hindered” the experience. The 2 hours though does go by slower than any other of these movies, but that might have been the point.

 

I just have 2 more things to say now. All of these movies are violent and have a TON of cursing. Casino has the record for the most f-words in any movie, so if your under 18, you might want to ask your parents before you watch them. Also, I’d like to see what you think of this genre, and what your favorite movies in it are, so please comment below on which would make your list.

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The Dark Knight Review

Breaking box office records, getting great reviews from critics, and even Oscar predictions, those are some pretty high expectations for summer blockbusters. Batman has never really been my favorite superhero because I’ve always preferred the Marvel guys like Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, and Spiderman. When Batman Begins came out though, it was far better than any other superhero movie out there, which is tough to say for me seeing as I am one of the biggest fans of superhero movies. The Dark Knight’s first trailer came out, and I was already wishing that it was summer all ready. I haven’t been this excited since Lord of the Rings Return of the King came out, and I was obsessed with those movies. So did it live up to my expectations?

Yes, and I’ll tell you why. This movie has it all, great story, acting, action, music, pace, and comedy. The only thing that its lacking (which I like) is romance. Sure, there is some with Rachel, but its not overwhelming like every other superhero movie. I’ve seen it twice now, and both times the 2 1/2 hours went by in minutes. I can’t think of a time where I get bored at all. The shots that were chosen were just perfect to set the mood and keep you on the edge of your seat throughout, and the story keeps you entertained even when there isn’t any action.

But those aren’t even the best parts of the movie. The acting is just perfect, with Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Michael Caine, Aaron Eckhart, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Morgan Freeman, there isn’t a time where you think that your watching a movie. Though I have heard some complaints about Bale’s Batman voice, I think that it fits the character well. Ledger’s performance stole the show though, it really is amazing in how well he played the part. I do think that it could just be more of how the character was just an amazingly well written, and that any great actor could play this part. Maggie is another new addition to this cast replacing Katie Holmes’ part of Rachel. I didn’t really care which one played the part since I didn’t HATE Katie’s acting in Begins, but it sure wasn’t good. Christopher Nolan really has created such a great new take on Batman as a character, making him the dark character he was supposed to be.

So is there any reason NOT to see this movie? I wouldn’t give any, but here are some complaints that I’ve heard. Some people don’t like it because of how dark it is, and how it doesn’t really show any hope for a perfect Gotham city. I’ve also heard that its a little long for some. But the biggest thing that I would say that could bring down the experience is if you NEED romance in a movie, it has it, but not the way you’ll like it.

This has to be the best movie of the year so far, so I’ll give it… 50/50 Ducks

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Edward Scissorhands Review

When you hear a title like this, what do you think of? A dark bloody horror flick, or at least thats what I thought. This is further backed by my experience with “Sweeny Todd”, another Tim Burton film. So I go in, expecting all this gratuitous blood to be splashed around in my face. Boy was I wrong. Not only does it have little blood, but also barely any swearing. Heck, if I had just checked the rating, it was PG-13, but to me it could have passed as a stronger PG. Man, I really should pay more attention to that kinda stuff so I won’t be looking past the T.V. during the scenes I thought would get intense (I don’t like lots of blood ok? OK?????). Anyhoo…

Again, this movie just blew me away from what I thought it would be, but thats in a good way. I love a movie that will be different and still be able to pull it off. Contrast comes to mind with Burton, since he likes to put bright colors into his movies when there are some darker characters coming into these scenes. I have only seen this done in his movies, and thats why I’ve become a fan of him. The story progresses at a great pace, keeping me entertained through the comedy and drama the whole time. To me, most movies really can’t balance these two elements, they either have too much comedy which will make you not care about the characters, or too much drama which will bore you (an exception to this is if the drama is just excellent). Edward on the other hand pulls off both perfectly. This has to be one of the only movies that has gotten me to tear up (proof of a REAL man, this should make up for my looking away from the screen every so often… right?)

Acting in it was also phenomenal. Johnny Depp has to be one of the more talented actors in Hollywood, seeing as he can pull off a troubled “person” (Scissorhands), a play writer (Finding Neverland), a creepy gothic barber (Sweeny Todd), and a drunk pirate (Pirates of the Caribbean). The rest of the cast play their roles with just as much believability and emotion. This movie has also just confirmed to me that Tim Burton is a genius. With a resume of this movie, “A Nightmare Before Christmas”, and a musical that can make someone who hates them actually stand the singing (Sweeny Todd), he has to be one of the better Directors out there. Would someone please get this guy an Oscar already? The writing is top notch as well, making for some great scenes and comedic situations.

Ok, so was there anything that I didn’t like about this movie? Really the only thing about this that I didn’t think was right was how he ends up with scissors for hands. Now, I don’t want to ruin anything for all of you, but I really have to get this out. If you don’t want for a little bit of the movie to be spoiled (and I mean, its not even a big part of the story) then just go to the next paragraph. Why would an inventor make a human being robot thingy, and then instead of just WAIT to put hands on until he has actual hands, put scissors in the place of them? Couldn’t he have put on carrots or something non lethal instead? Makes NO sense to me…

Other than that though, the whole movie is just everything it should be. Everyone should really see this movie, unless you have something against scissors, hair cuts, hedge trimming, great movies, or Tim Burton. I would have to give Edward Scissorhands… 48/50 Ducks (yes, you read it right, ducks. Amanda, you should know that this will never stop)