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My Top Ten Beginnings

The beginning of a movie, when good, will really suck you into it. To me, a perfect beginning catches you with great dialogue/narration, and goes into the opening credits leaving you either wondering whats going on, or excited to see what’s happening. These are some of the best, even if the rest of the movie doesn’t live up to the hype.

 

1. Casino

 

Yes, for my second list Casino is again number one. This is really the reason that made me think about this list. Sam Rothstein, a Casino manager, walks out of a building going to his car. He narrates this line “When you love someone, you’ve gotta trust them. There’s no other way. You’ve got to give them the key to everything that’s yours. Otherwise, what’s the point? And, for a while, I believed that’s the kind of love I had.”, and then gets into the car. It blows up and goes into the opening credits with a great opera song. After I saw this, I knew that it would be amazing.

 

2. Mission Impossible 3

 

Ethan Hunt is captured by an unknown man who is questioning him about the “Rabbit’s Foot”. The man threatens to kill a woman who is apparently important to Ethan. He counts to ten, a shot is fired off screen, and it goes into the Mission Impossible theme song. It’s flawless in these first few minutes, building suspense even though you have no idea who this man, this woman, or the “Rabbit’s Foot” is. Who ever said the sequel couldn’t be better than the original?

 

3. Rambo

 

Instead of going into opening credits like the first two, Rambo starts with news coverage of Burma (now known as Myanmar). Even if this is an action movie, the beginning is disturbingly graphic showing real videos of the violence over there, making it more emotional than what can be done with actors. After that, some Burma soldiers throw mines in a field and force some prisoners to run through it. It’s bloody, true to whats really going on, and amazingly well done.

 

4. Pulp Fiction

 

A man and woman are sitting in a small cafe drinking their coffee. They talk about past robbing experiences in liquor stores, then wonder why no one robs a cafe like the one they’re in. As they say, it cuts down on the “hero” factor and it would be a complete surprise to everyone. They kiss, take their guns out, then stand on the table threatening to kill every last person in the room. It goes into the credits with what I think is the best guitar riff of all time, “Misirlou”. I had no idea what was going on, but I loved it anyway.

 

5. No Country for Old Men

 

Yes, a lot of people hate the ending of it, but even they can’t deny how well No Country starts out. An old sheriff narrates about how the violence is worse than ever. The camera shows amazing shots of the Texas countryside while he does this. The sheriff finishes, and it shows another police officer arresting a man. When they get back to the station, the man slips out of his handcuffs when the officer isn’t looking, and strangles him brutally to death. Almost as bloody as Rambo, the beginning really sets the tense feeling you get when watching this movie.

 

6. Casino Royale

 

Shot in black and white, a man walks into a building. He goes into his office to find James Bond sitting in the dark corner. James explains that he already killed an underworld contact of the man, and that after killing him he’ll be “double o” status. Bond shoots him and it goes into the opening credits. All of the James Bond movies start off with a short scene then go into the credits with an original song, but this one really stands out to me. It shows a new kind of brutal violence for this series.

 

7. Raging Bull

 

A classical music piece starts with the opening credits, while a boxer is jumping in slow motion around the ring. Thats really all that the beginning of Raging Bull is. But what makes it so good is that the music is amazing, it really makes me emotional whenever I hear that song. The whole thing is hard to explain, but once you see it you’ll know why it made my list.

 

8. Reservoir Dogs

 

By the same director/writer of Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs is my least favorite movie on the list, but the beginning is still great. 8 men are sitting in a diner eating their breakfast. First, “Mr. Brown” talks about Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” song. But when they are getting ready to pay the tip, “Mr. Pink” refuses. He goes into a monologue of why he doesn’t do it, but he finally pays up when the boss Joe forces him to. Its a lot like Pulp since it also goes into the credits with a great old song. After this, the movie goes downhill a little to me, but it still has one of the best beginnings of all time.

 

9. Iron Man

 

AC-DC’s “Back in Black” plays in the background as a convoy of military cars are driving down an Afghanistan road. Inside one of these cars Tony Stark is with three soldiers. He breaks the silence and they start talking with him. One of them wants a picture with him so they start to pose when missiles are fired. The soldiers go out and try to fight back but all of them are killed. He gets out of the car but his hit by the shrapnel of one of his own bombs. He goes unconscious and is kidnapped. Good music, humor, action, what else does this beginning need?

 

10. Thank You For Smoking

 

Nick Naylor, a tobacco spokesperson, works for the Academy of Tobacco Studies and is on a woman’s T.V. show much like Oprah to speak for cigarettes. While the crowd claps for the other guests who are against smoking, they stay silent for Nick. But once he gets talking, he turns the conversation against the others saying that they want people to get cancer so that they can get their way. The only comedy on this list, it really does deliver some of it’s best lines in the beginning to bring you in. Right from the start, you just know Thank You For Smoking is gonna be hilarious.

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My Top Five Favorite Gangster Films

Gangster films are possibly my favorite genre of movies. Two of my top ten fit this category, and even more would be in my top 100, if I had the patience to make that list. Now, I’m sure a lot of you haven’t seen most of the movies I’m gonna mention, but I would suggest watching at least one or two of them. Gangster movies, when done right, are some of the greatest made films that’d been made to date. Yes, a lot of these are “boring” for most people, but I think that everyone should at least see one or two classic movies and see for themselves what a great technical movie is.

1. Casino- “When you love someone, you’ve gotta trust them. There’s no other way. You’ve got to give them the key to everything that’s yours. Otherwise, what’s the point? And, for a while, I believed that’s the kind of love I had.”

 

Directed by one of the best in the business, Martin Scorsese, this is my second favorite movie of all time. Once I saw the first minute of the movie, going into the opening credits, I just knew that it’d be great. Its 3 hours long, but the first time you watch it, you could mistake it for 2. The last few times I’ve seen it though, its dragged a little bit in the middle. The whole thing is told like a documentary, but it tells like a narrative. I’ve heard some complaints on how its like Goodfellas, another Scorsese gangster movie, but I think they’re different enough to make me like this one a lot more. It even has a likable main character, which is rare for a movie of this genre. I’m very surprised by how few Oscars it was nominated for, but the Academy has passed up some great films in the past, and this is one of them.

 

2. The Godfather Trilogy- “I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.”

 

Yes, they are three movies, but every one of them is great in its own way. The first one is my favorite, seeing as its number eight on my all time favorites list. Its based off the book by Mario Puzo, which I read before watching the movie, and I must say, this is the best adaption ever made. Most movies based off books are never close to how good the book was, but this one was perfect, getting even better than the book. You see, everything in the movie was in the book, and the only parts they took out were just some boring scenes that didn’t really do anything for the story. The acting was also just so amazing, Marlon Brando’s role as The Godfather was what made a great movie better. The second was also good, going with a new plot structure, going back and forth in time to show the similarities of the rising of Michael Corleone and his father, The Godfather. Its my least favorite of all of them, but some like it better than the first one. Finally, we have the third, and final of the trilogy. Its often hated by fans of the series, but I thought it was just as good as the others, ending the series the way it should be. Each movie though is three hours, and while it doesn’t cause a problem for me, lots of people who aren’t movie lovers think they’re boring. There are some fighting scenes that look completely unrealistic too, showing obvious misses by the fighters. These issues don’t cause a problem though, and if you can handle the 3 hours, you should like the movies.

 

3. Pulp Fiction- “Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!”

 

Probably the most original film on this list, Pulp Fiction is the movie I would suggest to all of you to watch. Its the shortest on the list, and the dialogue is what makes it stand out among films. When Quentin Tarantino makes a movie, its going to have at least some great conversations. The “Foot Massage” and “Marvin” scenes come to mind. But what separates this one from the others is the plot structure. It jumps back and forth through time, and the first time you watch it your just wondering what the heck is going on. This is what makes it such a good repeat watcher, every time you see it more and more starts to make sense. You really need to see this one twice to fully get whats happening. What does make this one drag a bit is just some long scenes where the dialogue just isn’t as good as the rest. Some of it could have been cut down a bit to me. But it really is a great movie, even if it doesn’t have the same feel of the other movies on this list.

 

4. Scarface (remake)- “Say hello to my little friend!”

 

This is the first movie to really change a political stance of mine, which is kinda weird seeing as I don’t think that it was made to do that. After seeing it, I really changed my mind on the “Legalization of Drugs” (won’t get into that right now…). The story is amazing, and like a lot of movies, its a great movie about a bad person. It shows Tony Montana’s rise to power through the whole process, and how he messed it all up with drugs. I think it’s the ultimate anti-drug movie, but maybe thats just me. It’s 3 hours long, but most of it couldn’t be cut out. Now, it was nominated for the “Worst Director” Razzie, but it didn’t deserve at all. While its the most violent of them all, I don’t think you could make it as good without it. Like I said though, it does drag a little at times, and the techno music doesn’t fit with the movie. What was it with the techno in the 80s? Tecno music sucks, and doesn’t fit any movie, especially during the action scenes. Man, 80s action movies could have been 10 times less cheesy without it.

 

5. Goodfellas- “It’s funny, you know. It’s a good story, it’s funny, you’re a funny guy.”

 

When I saw this, I was a little let down by it. I was hoping for one character that I could really like and care about, like Casino, but I didn’t really get that. It really is probably the most realistic representation of mafia life I’ve seen, which is why I think deserves to be on this list. Sure, I enjoyed some gangster movies better than this one, like Carlito’s Way, but I’ll give this one the benefit of the doubt for how well it was made. It makes you not like any of the characters, which is good for this genre, and it ends very well. I do want to see it again just to see if I’ll like it better. It was about 10 or 11 at night when I watched it, so that also could have “hindered” the experience. The 2 hours though does go by slower than any other of these movies, but that might have been the point.

 

I just have 2 more things to say now. All of these movies are violent and have a TON of cursing. Casino has the record for the most f-words in any movie, so if your under 18, you might want to ask your parents before you watch them. Also, I’d like to see what you think of this genre, and what your favorite movies in it are, so please comment below on which would make your list.

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Edward Scissorhands Review

When you hear a title like this, what do you think of? A dark bloody horror flick, or at least thats what I thought. This is further backed by my experience with “Sweeny Todd”, another Tim Burton film. So I go in, expecting all this gratuitous blood to be splashed around in my face. Boy was I wrong. Not only does it have little blood, but also barely any swearing. Heck, if I had just checked the rating, it was PG-13, but to me it could have passed as a stronger PG. Man, I really should pay more attention to that kinda stuff so I won’t be looking past the T.V. during the scenes I thought would get intense (I don’t like lots of blood ok? OK?????). Anyhoo…

Again, this movie just blew me away from what I thought it would be, but thats in a good way. I love a movie that will be different and still be able to pull it off. Contrast comes to mind with Burton, since he likes to put bright colors into his movies when there are some darker characters coming into these scenes. I have only seen this done in his movies, and thats why I’ve become a fan of him. The story progresses at a great pace, keeping me entertained through the comedy and drama the whole time. To me, most movies really can’t balance these two elements, they either have too much comedy which will make you not care about the characters, or too much drama which will bore you (an exception to this is if the drama is just excellent). Edward on the other hand pulls off both perfectly. This has to be one of the only movies that has gotten me to tear up (proof of a REAL man, this should make up for my looking away from the screen every so often… right?)

Acting in it was also phenomenal. Johnny Depp has to be one of the more talented actors in Hollywood, seeing as he can pull off a troubled “person” (Scissorhands), a play writer (Finding Neverland), a creepy gothic barber (Sweeny Todd), and a drunk pirate (Pirates of the Caribbean). The rest of the cast play their roles with just as much believability and emotion. This movie has also just confirmed to me that Tim Burton is a genius. With a resume of this movie, “A Nightmare Before Christmas”, and a musical that can make someone who hates them actually stand the singing (Sweeny Todd), he has to be one of the better Directors out there. Would someone please get this guy an Oscar already? The writing is top notch as well, making for some great scenes and comedic situations.

Ok, so was there anything that I didn’t like about this movie? Really the only thing about this that I didn’t think was right was how he ends up with scissors for hands. Now, I don’t want to ruin anything for all of you, but I really have to get this out. If you don’t want for a little bit of the movie to be spoiled (and I mean, its not even a big part of the story) then just go to the next paragraph. Why would an inventor make a human being robot thingy, and then instead of just WAIT to put hands on until he has actual hands, put scissors in the place of them? Couldn’t he have put on carrots or something non lethal instead? Makes NO sense to me…

Other than that though, the whole movie is just everything it should be. Everyone should really see this movie, unless you have something against scissors, hair cuts, hedge trimming, great movies, or Tim Burton. I would have to give Edward Scissorhands… 48/50 Ducks (yes, you read it right, ducks. Amanda, you should know that this will never stop)

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Burn This City!!

I’m trying to break out of my previous no-blog niche. Sorry. And in an attempt to calm down my mind (I have an AP Human Geography test in a couple hours), I’ve decided to post something.

So in the past two days I’ve seen The Departed and Iron Man. I loved them both. So the name Bill didn’t really fit with Leonardo Di Caprio, but that’s not important.

The Departed, although I loved the intensity and anxiety, used the F word every other phrase. Seriously, it was almost a little over-done at times. Sure, it’s a strong word for certain situations, but The Departed may have overused it. A tad. But still, I really enjoyed this movie. I was tense the whole time, and the storyline tugged me along and threw me into unexpected walls, to my delight. I love when a movie isn’t predictable. The final scene was very well played out (Mark Wahlberg. MARK WAHLBERG!!), although the scene before that, at the abandoned building, was a bit much. I’m pretty sure the editors and directors were strung out on something and had blood on their minds towards the end, but I liked the majority of the movie too much to be too angry.

Iron Man’s movie reviews are dead on. Excellent cast, excellent action, excellent dialog, excellent movie. I saw it in theaters with my friend Rachel yesterday. I’ve never actually read the comic book, but I don’t think it mattered if you were familiar with them or not. I think they tied comedy with intensity very well, because I was entertained as well as on the edge of my seat the whole movie. Of course, the soundtrack was pretty good as well, which helped.

I would recommend Iron Man to pretty much anyone. As for The Departed, well, if you don’t mind cursing (and a lot of it) and enjoy mafia-style movies mixed with undercover spies, then go rent it.

Ok, back to last-minute revival of memory. Toodles!

 

Oh, I almost forgot. DO YOU SEE HOW MANY NEW COMMENTS THERE ARE??? YES!!!! My “Let’s Argue” seems to be a success, and the best part is that people who aren’t members of the site are checking back to converse and debate! NEW PEOPLE!! NEW HITS!! I AM REBORN!!!!!!!

 

Also, The Host, Stephenie Meyer’s new book, is one of my new favorite books. Check it out. Came out Tuesday. Excellent.

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It’s TOO LATE TO ‘POLOGIIIIZE

I don’t understand why people like that song so much…. it’s alright I guess, but not brilliant.

    Ok, so I was thinking today about all the controversy over movies, their writers, books, and their religious overtones/undertones. And it occurred to me that I honestly never notice.

    The Christians are getting all upset over The Golden Compass and the atheists are getting angry over the Chronicles of Narnia. I’ve read both of these books (admittedly I didn’t make it past the third book of Narnia, but I did read the second one about fifty times), and to be quite frank, I never noticed the religious implications in either of them. Now that I look closely I can see it, obviously, but the first times I read them, well, I read them for the stories, not the symbolism. What kid is going to become an atheist from reading the Golden Compass? It’s an excellent book, and although it does mention the Church, -a lot- it also depicts bravery, love, adventure, and friendship. But obviously, the fact that it was written by an atheist and it suggests that we should make our own heaven is too awful to allow the other ideas to spread.

    And the Chronicles of Narnia? Sure, like Animal Farm, a lot of the characters are allusions to people, namely religious ones (Aslan=Jesus), but does that mean that every child that sees that movie or reads those books is going to become an avid member of their local congregation? No! When I was a kid, I read it because

    A. I enjoyed adventure/fantasy stories

    B. It was well written

    To be fair, I’m sure not all kids read it because it’s a good story, and I’m sure not all kids don’t care about the religious implementation. But just because these books have these symbols in them, does that make them any worse or better than a book of the same genre but without the religious/non-religious messages imbedded? NO!

    Another thing; HARRY POTTER. A lot of people hate these because, quote, “The books have a serious tone of death, hate, lack of respect and sheer evil,” said Elizabeth Mounce of Columbia. Of course, the serious tones of friendship, family, bravery, courage, love, perseverance and tenacity, responsibility, being the underdog but achieving success, and hard work aren’t relevant in her analysis. And for the record, if you show me where lack of respect is a theme in ALL of the books, not just the one scene Ms. Mounce read, let me know.

    Theist, deist, or anti-theist, it doesn’t matter. You all worry about the same petty things. Look, if you don’t want to go see a movie, read a book, or allow your children to watch or read those books, don’t do it! Just stop encroaching on everyone else’s right to enjoy good films and literature. And remember, Philip Pullman and C.S. Lewis and J.K. Rowling didn’t just write books to tick people off, they wrote these books to make you think, but more importantly, be entertained, which is the entire purpose of writing fiction books.

    Oh yeah, my other point. It’s fiction, and furthermore, it is an opinion.

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Laptops are the shizz

Woo I can watch movies while working on my laptop now!! Life is goooood, man.

Wow after you drink coffee your breath tastes reeeealy bad.

Oh, I had an art club fundraiser tonight. We were doing face painting at the Food Services Banquet for the kids of the cafeteria workers. I painted lots of butterflies, a couple of cats, two candy canes, and some random other things. Apparently, last year kids started asking for dragons, and no one knew how to draw them. So this year we designated the only drawer there. Well, the only specific drawing student. Right off the bat, like four kids wanted dragons. I was the butterfly girl.

So we’re watching “Kindergarten Cop”. Arnold is funny, just because he isn’t trying.

Why does he have a ferret? Why the crap does he have a ferret?? Seriously? That better come into play later, or I will forever hold it against the movie industry. FOREVER.

Wow that lady is small.

Miss Sholwolsky. Nice. She’s friggin tiny.

Aww little kids are so cute. Except for the ugly ones. But there aren’t many ugly little kids until they get to about fourth grade.