Posted in Music

It takes some bad for satisfaction

Yes, everyone, you can go yell and pound your meaty fists in anger, because this week’s music blog is about the Jonas Brothers. Get over it.

I was gonna post my Cartel CD review, but since the Jo Bros new album came out yesterday, I thought I’d do a little something for them.

I do not care if you don’t like them. I like their music, but that’s another story. I’m not writing this blog so you will go out and buy all their CDs. (but if you do, buy the new one. One of the things I love about them is that their albums get better each time another comes out. Not like Panic At The Disco… but that’s another story) I am writing this blog to tell you not to hate them, and give you reasons so you can at least respect them.

Yeah, you heard me, respect the Jo Bros, yo. (Couldn’t help myself, sorry) Here are some of the things people hate most of them:

1. They associate with Disney Channel and have made a movie with them. Uh, can you spell BRILLIANT? I mean, really, what better way to sell your music than get it promoted by Disney? They’re one of the biggest corporations in the world, and they reach kids from the age of three to teenagers (ok, some teens). Even if you don’t watch Disney, you’ve heard of JB through them somehow. Don’t make cracks at JB for doing stuff with Disney, it’s a fairly wholesome operation to belong to, and it gets the word out about them. Actually, that’s how I heard about them. I was bored and there was nothing on TV so I was watching some mindless show on Disney, when their commercials came on. One of said commercials was a music video from these extremely cute teenage boys singing a remake for “Poor, Unfortunate Souls”. I liked it so much, I looked them up, and when their first album came out, I bought it.

2. People think they’re the masculine version of Miley Cyrus. Ugh. Don’t even. For one, Miley Cyrus doesn’t even write her own songs. Maybe she writes one here or there, but for the most part, she sings other people’s words. JB? They write ALL their own music and lyrics. And they also don’t just get onstage and sing like most “boy bands”. They actually play instruments. So maybe the lead singer doesn’t generally play onstage, but like his talented brothers, he plays guitar and piano and some drums. Yes, I said TALENTED. How many people play three to five instruments, write their own music and lyrics, and can actually get somewhere with it?

3. Image. They are probably the most wholesome teenage stars out there right now, or at least tied for first. Have they taken half naked pictures in Vogue? (For the record, it wasn’t that bad. The whole mess was blown out of proportion, but whatever) Have they been caught drinking and driving? Have they been caught doing ANYTHING that would be seen as unseemly? The bigest scandal they’ve been involved in was “Is Nick Dating Miley???” I mean, really. Gotta give them some credit for that.

4. Music. If you don’t like them, remember, I don’t go yelling how YOUR bands suck. Look, music is about opinion and personal taste. I don’t care if they sound like nails on a chalboard to you. I like them. Move on. Grow up.

 

I’ll stop talking now, but think about that. Their new CD, A Little Bit Longer, came out yesterday, and in my opinion, it is excellent.

Posted in Songs

A little for everyone

You’re like Dirt to me now

A flower without it’s petals
A mine without it’s metals
A dog without it’s bark
A playground without the park

I don’t care if it is stupid
I know what I want
You are suffering too
We’re like dirt without a pot

It’s like a fire without the flames
Pieces without the games
A garden without it’s flowers
Superman without his powers

I don’t care if it is stupid
I know what I want
You are suffering too
We’re like dirt without a pot

We might get hurt
But at least we’d have tried
Don’t want to wonder “what if”
For the rest of my life…

I don’t care if it is stupid
I know what I want
You are suffering too
We’re like dirt without a pot

When there’s nothing left

Her eyes are black
Just like the skin above her cheek
Her skin is red
From the thirteenth scab this week
Her hands are shaking
As she cowers in her room
Her ears are ringing
But his rant is ending soon

Why do you look away?
Why does she have to pay?
She has done nothing wrong
Her head hurts from being strong
But she’s got nowhere left to go

His arm is broken
Because papa lost his job
His face is bruised
But he can not even sob
His will is taken
So he hides himself away
His head is spinning
He’s got no choice but to stay

Why do you look away?
Why does he have to pay?
He has done nothing wrong
His heart hurts from being strong
But he’s got nowhere left to go

She’s waited so long
To turn eighteen
He joined the army
So they can’t hear him scream
Why me?

Why do you look away?
Why do they have to pay?
They have done nothing wrong
Their hearts strain from being strong
But still they’re crying all alone

Posted in Sports

4th and Inches

With preseason already in gear, the NFL regular season is starting to weigh heavily in many fanatics’ minds. Being a fan of the game myself, my adrenaline is rushing to watch some high contact sports. Many are fans of multiple teams, and many could really give a hoot about anyone but their own team. I have three favorite teams, though I’m afraid to say none of them are looking to be contenders for the Superbowl.

To start this off, I understand that many people that I know, not only girls but guys as well, don’t watch football because they don’t understand the rules of the game. I can sympathize with you too, football is not a very simple sport. So if you’re one of these people that think you’d enjoy watching football a bit more if you more fully understood the rules, then just comment and ask for an explanation and I’d be happy to assist you.

Football is a pretty violent sport, just last year I watched a player get paralyzed from the neck down during a collision. I’ve also seen a couple hyper-extended knees, a few elbows as well, concussions, broken ribs, all sorts of disgusting injuries. Actually my dad hyper-extended his elbow in high school trying to tackle someone, his arm looks a little weird now but has a pretty awesome scar. So for those of you who can’t stand to watch because of the violence, I understand.

However, I love to watch football because of how much of a team game it is. On any given play, every player on the field (there are 11 per team) must do a specific job to make it all work. The players have to learn dozens of plays and memorize exactly what they must do for each one, or almost surely the weakness will be exploited. In baseball, basketball, or even soccer; there is a player standing around for almost every play, which is not what football is about.

It’s also very nerve racking and filled with pressure, suspense can be built throughout the game. And some of the players make absolutely AMAZING plays. It’s also fun to see how hard some of the collisions are, if you’re into that atleast. There’s even a show called “Jacked Up” on ESPN every Monday night during Monday Night Countdown before the scheduled game. It shows all the best hits of the week, but only one’s where no one got seriously injured.

There’s also what’s called “Fantasy Football.” It’s where before the season a group of friends form a league and draft their teams with all the major offensive players, as well as a team defense. Each week the real NFL players play and their stats are used in Fantasy Football. For a touchdown the player earn a certain amount of points, as well as for yards and such, for the person’s team. They also can lose points for fumbles or missed kicks. Teams are matched up each week and the points are counted. Whoever’s teams has the most points wins obviously enough. It gets the fans really into watching different teams because they can have a quarterback, running backs, wide receivers, tight ends, and kickers all on different NFL teams.

Anyway I thought I might throw down some predictions since this isn’t necessarily a controversial blog. I always pick three teams to win it all before the season starts (I do the same with Survivor and Amazing Race).

1. Cincinnati Bengals- I doubt they’ll win it but they’re probably the best of my three favorite teams

2. Dallas Cowboys- I’m not a huge fan of the team but Terrell Owens is a force and their defense should be good. If Tony Romo continues to mature, they definitely should be coming out of the NFC strongly

3. New England Patriots- I HATE, and when I say HATE I mean I HATE HATE HATE the Patriots as well as Tom Brady, their quarterback. But I do like Randy Moss and they have a great team if their defense plays well

So there you have it, the NFL season is just around the corner and I’ve made my predictions. If you have any questions about the game or any teams or players, feel free to comment and ask me. For Bri and all of us here at Bri’s Own World, this is Scarface signing off.

Posted in Books

The Long Awaited Release Of…

BREAKING DAWN!

I’m ashamed to say it took me a week to finish it…but that was because I was gone this whole week, consequently missing my blog day…but I just got home yesterday.

This series has been a roller coaster for me…Twilight was just amazing. New Moon was just weird, Eclipse ticked me off, and Breaking Dawn was the Best. Book. Ever.
I dunno it’s a tie between that and Harry Potter for my favorite series.
Anyway.

The reason this book was so amazing was simply because Stephenie Meyer wrote everything we wanted her to. She wrote, essentially, the perfect book. It ended SO WELL. No disappointment whatsoever, everything tied up neatly, no saying “I can’t believe the author did/didn’t…”, no cliffhangers. if i could marry this book i would.

The characters are better than ever, I could actually stand Jacob this time…Meyer has a way with characters. It’s silly but she makes my stomach hurt for a long time after reading cause I wish my life was that exciting.
She just pulls you into an alternate reality for a long time until disappointment and monotony bring you back into your own life.

ennewayz. most amazing book i’ve ever read. Read it. Feel it. Love it.

Posted in Movies

My Top Five Favorite Gangster Films

Gangster films are possibly my favorite genre of movies. Two of my top ten fit this category, and even more would be in my top 100, if I had the patience to make that list. Now, I’m sure a lot of you haven’t seen most of the movies I’m gonna mention, but I would suggest watching at least one or two of them. Gangster movies, when done right, are some of the greatest made films that’d been made to date. Yes, a lot of these are “boring” for most people, but I think that everyone should at least see one or two classic movies and see for themselves what a great technical movie is.

1. Casino- “When you love someone, you’ve gotta trust them. There’s no other way. You’ve got to give them the key to everything that’s yours. Otherwise, what’s the point? And, for a while, I believed that’s the kind of love I had.”

 

Directed by one of the best in the business, Martin Scorsese, this is my second favorite movie of all time. Once I saw the first minute of the movie, going into the opening credits, I just knew that it’d be great. Its 3 hours long, but the first time you watch it, you could mistake it for 2. The last few times I’ve seen it though, its dragged a little bit in the middle. The whole thing is told like a documentary, but it tells like a narrative. I’ve heard some complaints on how its like Goodfellas, another Scorsese gangster movie, but I think they’re different enough to make me like this one a lot more. It even has a likable main character, which is rare for a movie of this genre. I’m very surprised by how few Oscars it was nominated for, but the Academy has passed up some great films in the past, and this is one of them.

 

2. The Godfather Trilogy- “I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.”

 

Yes, they are three movies, but every one of them is great in its own way. The first one is my favorite, seeing as its number eight on my all time favorites list. Its based off the book by Mario Puzo, which I read before watching the movie, and I must say, this is the best adaption ever made. Most movies based off books are never close to how good the book was, but this one was perfect, getting even better than the book. You see, everything in the movie was in the book, and the only parts they took out were just some boring scenes that didn’t really do anything for the story. The acting was also just so amazing, Marlon Brando’s role as The Godfather was what made a great movie better. The second was also good, going with a new plot structure, going back and forth in time to show the similarities of the rising of Michael Corleone and his father, The Godfather. Its my least favorite of all of them, but some like it better than the first one. Finally, we have the third, and final of the trilogy. Its often hated by fans of the series, but I thought it was just as good as the others, ending the series the way it should be. Each movie though is three hours, and while it doesn’t cause a problem for me, lots of people who aren’t movie lovers think they’re boring. There are some fighting scenes that look completely unrealistic too, showing obvious misses by the fighters. These issues don’t cause a problem though, and if you can handle the 3 hours, you should like the movies.

 

3. Pulp Fiction- “Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!”

 

Probably the most original film on this list, Pulp Fiction is the movie I would suggest to all of you to watch. Its the shortest on the list, and the dialogue is what makes it stand out among films. When Quentin Tarantino makes a movie, its going to have at least some great conversations. The “Foot Massage” and “Marvin” scenes come to mind. But what separates this one from the others is the plot structure. It jumps back and forth through time, and the first time you watch it your just wondering what the heck is going on. This is what makes it such a good repeat watcher, every time you see it more and more starts to make sense. You really need to see this one twice to fully get whats happening. What does make this one drag a bit is just some long scenes where the dialogue just isn’t as good as the rest. Some of it could have been cut down a bit to me. But it really is a great movie, even if it doesn’t have the same feel of the other movies on this list.

 

4. Scarface (remake)- “Say hello to my little friend!”

 

This is the first movie to really change a political stance of mine, which is kinda weird seeing as I don’t think that it was made to do that. After seeing it, I really changed my mind on the “Legalization of Drugs” (won’t get into that right now…). The story is amazing, and like a lot of movies, its a great movie about a bad person. It shows Tony Montana’s rise to power through the whole process, and how he messed it all up with drugs. I think it’s the ultimate anti-drug movie, but maybe thats just me. It’s 3 hours long, but most of it couldn’t be cut out. Now, it was nominated for the “Worst Director” Razzie, but it didn’t deserve at all. While its the most violent of them all, I don’t think you could make it as good without it. Like I said though, it does drag a little at times, and the techno music doesn’t fit with the movie. What was it with the techno in the 80s? Tecno music sucks, and doesn’t fit any movie, especially during the action scenes. Man, 80s action movies could have been 10 times less cheesy without it.

 

5. Goodfellas- “It’s funny, you know. It’s a good story, it’s funny, you’re a funny guy.”

 

When I saw this, I was a little let down by it. I was hoping for one character that I could really like and care about, like Casino, but I didn’t really get that. It really is probably the most realistic representation of mafia life I’ve seen, which is why I think deserves to be on this list. Sure, I enjoyed some gangster movies better than this one, like Carlito’s Way, but I’ll give this one the benefit of the doubt for how well it was made. It makes you not like any of the characters, which is good for this genre, and it ends very well. I do want to see it again just to see if I’ll like it better. It was about 10 or 11 at night when I watched it, so that also could have “hindered” the experience. The 2 hours though does go by slower than any other of these movies, but that might have been the point.

 

I just have 2 more things to say now. All of these movies are violent and have a TON of cursing. Casino has the record for the most f-words in any movie, so if your under 18, you might want to ask your parents before you watch them. Also, I’d like to see what you think of this genre, and what your favorite movies in it are, so please comment below on which would make your list.

Posted in Blog, Teenage Life

Maybe you’re gonna be the one that saves me

So this summer my parents, my brother, and I have been pretty much redoing the entire house. New floors, complete paint job, new furniture, new look! I was particularly excited that finally, after thirteen years of living in this house, I was finally allowed to paint my room a color other than white. WOO! This is what I’ve done with it.

 

New shelf thing… and lots of new pictures! On the top, I believe the order is Liam Aiken, old soccer picture, bottle with flower, tree hugging, and me at my freshman homecoming. ORANGE WALL!! I added a couple more things since this pic was taken… a Star Wars poster, my DC group picture, and some artwork I did.

These are old shelves but now I have pictures on it! Order: First-grade-age picture with Rachel and Mariah, Spy picture of me and Rachel (6th grade), and homecoming 06 picture!

New shelf thing… with pictures from my photography class, me and Megan, and pictures from Glacier NP. Also I have a Jonas Brothers poster (sue me), a Micheal Phelps poster, Emma Watson (Hermione Granger) on the front of Parade, Shia LaBeouf as Mutt Williams poster, homecoming 07 picture, Italy calendar, Italy map, and that mask thing I made last year.

 

One of two bulletin boards (old). Heh. I need more. I put so much crap on them. 

My bed (kind of made) and my shade and my ORANGE wall. The shade is the same color as the other wall in my room.

 

I have two walls orange (and that weird fifth wall that I don’t count), one teal-ish green wall, and one yellow-ish white wall. Framed pictures: 24. Unframed pictures: 19. Organizational furniture (I cound shelves): 12. Books: Not gonna count again.

Woo.

Posted in Music

AH Lyrics

Since I’m in a hotel room right now and I have been either travelling or without sufficient computer access for the past few days, today’s (late) music blog will be a bit pathetic. I also forgot to bring my flash drive with my Nine Days CD review on it so yeah.

I just compiled some of my favorite lyrics for today. Kudos if you can identify them without looking them up, but I’ll forgive you someday if you have to Google ’em. Anyways, enjoy!

“You should never let the sun shine on tomorrow before the sun rises today”

“Hate is a strong word, but I really really really don’t like you”

“If you want better answers ask better questions”

“Shelter me oh genius words, just give me strength, to pen these things”

“I will write you a song, that’s how you’ll know that my love is still strong”

“When you’re dreaming with a broken heart, the waking up is the hardest part”

“We’ve learned to change but did we change to learn”

“OOOH THIS IS AN S-O-S!!!”

Sorry had to throw that last one in. Muahaha.

Posted in Sports

Get the gaff!

So I’m vacationing in a tropical location that I can’t tell you the name of, however I will share with you my ocean fishing experience so far, it’s been all in all a blast!!! We were visiting a friend’s house, his name is Jim, and he has a sweet 22 foot speed boat, they’re actually called “bay boats” but they’re just really big speed boats which as you can imagine go really really fast.

First morning we’re visiting we head out to the dock, it is late morning however so the good fishing time has past. So out we go, Jim is pretty insane so he goes as fast as the boat will allow, needless to say it goes so fast that once he slows down near a bridge you can barely feel your face and your eardrums are kind of stunned so everyone has to be yelling for you to hear them. We stayed out 5 hours and never got a single bite! It majorly sucked, but the boat was pretty intense.

Next morning we decide to get out there early enough to catch some fish, so we wake up at 5:00 in the morning. It’s still dark when we leave the dock however we could still see where we were going sort of, the GPS was helpful. We started off getting a few bait fish in the shallow water, so we could cast them out and catch the big ones. After about 45 minutes of that, I caught a few myself actually, the weather took a turn for the worst. Jim wanted to head out to a reef about 12 miles off shore, meaning half an hour or so of a straight “run” was necessary to get out that distance. Jim gunned the engines and we were hitting it at 28 mph or so, but we were going straight into waves so the boat was making HUGE jumps, it was fun as heck but a little scary. But life isn’t fair so it starts raining hard. If you’ve never experienced this I’ll break it down for you: Going 25 or so mph on a boat with no windshield straight into a tropical downpour HURTS. The massive droplets sting like a paintball gun. Not to mention once we get a few miles out the entire sky is a storm besides a little spot just ahead of us.

Once we finally reached the reaf (indicated by a yellow buoy), lightning begins striking from two different directions, we’re in the middle of a clear spot so we’re in no immediate danger however it is scary. We can barely see the city from that far out but we start to troll around. Trolling is when you move slowly in one direction why the lures are behind you. If you use lures that look like fish then trolling makes a lure look like a small fish that is just swimming along ready to be eaten. After the first hour there is nothing except a few times where our lines caught some seaweed.

Then it happened, the jackpot. One line went buzzing like mad so Jim cut the engine. My brother is older so he got the first one. After about six minutes of hard fighting we pulled into the boat a nice tuna, he was 8 pounds and about two feet long, very good for that certain species of tuna. Next minute I got to reel in another tuna roughly the same size, I did reel it in much faster though because I’m pretty dang strong. After about 4 more tuna, an amberjack and about 10 maccaral (I can’t spell that) we were having fun, all except for me. Turns out to reel in a fish the boat must be stopped, which is when sea sickness is easiest to catch. It doesn’t help either that the weather can’t be much worse and the waves are huge. So there I am ready to puke my guts out while everyone is having a blast, I hate being vulnerable to motion sickness.

Then all of a sudden one line goes absolutely nuts. Jim knows it’s big so he reels in a shark!!! It was about 3 feet long which is very small, but it was still pretty sweet, they swim a certain way that makes them look really cool (when you’re in a boat, not in the water with them). Then another line goes off and Taylor reels in a massive King Fish that is four feet long and 24 effing pounds, it was crazy huge!!! After that we called it quits and went back to the dock. Once the boat was in motion again I felt better, but I’ve had random headaches ever since.

Posted in Movies

The Dark Knight Review

Breaking box office records, getting great reviews from critics, and even Oscar predictions, those are some pretty high expectations for summer blockbusters. Batman has never really been my favorite superhero because I’ve always preferred the Marvel guys like Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, and Spiderman. When Batman Begins came out though, it was far better than any other superhero movie out there, which is tough to say for me seeing as I am one of the biggest fans of superhero movies. The Dark Knight’s first trailer came out, and I was already wishing that it was summer all ready. I haven’t been this excited since Lord of the Rings Return of the King came out, and I was obsessed with those movies. So did it live up to my expectations?

Yes, and I’ll tell you why. This movie has it all, great story, acting, action, music, pace, and comedy. The only thing that its lacking (which I like) is romance. Sure, there is some with Rachel, but its not overwhelming like every other superhero movie. I’ve seen it twice now, and both times the 2 1/2 hours went by in minutes. I can’t think of a time where I get bored at all. The shots that were chosen were just perfect to set the mood and keep you on the edge of your seat throughout, and the story keeps you entertained even when there isn’t any action.

But those aren’t even the best parts of the movie. The acting is just perfect, with Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Michael Caine, Aaron Eckhart, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Morgan Freeman, there isn’t a time where you think that your watching a movie. Though I have heard some complaints about Bale’s Batman voice, I think that it fits the character well. Ledger’s performance stole the show though, it really is amazing in how well he played the part. I do think that it could just be more of how the character was just an amazingly well written, and that any great actor could play this part. Maggie is another new addition to this cast replacing Katie Holmes’ part of Rachel. I didn’t really care which one played the part since I didn’t HATE Katie’s acting in Begins, but it sure wasn’t good. Christopher Nolan really has created such a great new take on Batman as a character, making him the dark character he was supposed to be.

So is there any reason NOT to see this movie? I wouldn’t give any, but here are some complaints that I’ve heard. Some people don’t like it because of how dark it is, and how it doesn’t really show any hope for a perfect Gotham city. I’ve also heard that its a little long for some. But the biggest thing that I would say that could bring down the experience is if you NEED romance in a movie, it has it, but not the way you’ll like it.

This has to be the best movie of the year so far, so I’ll give it… 50/50 Ducks